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The group broke up after a bitter arument started between the members. What is it? Well...it looks kind of foggy (due to all this snow) but it seems to have something to do with an outbreak of Acne and only one stridex container. Nuff said.
Chris went on to become a member of the Russian Circus. His act was "The Amazing Man With A Skunk Growing On His Head". He never made it to Ringmaster, which he is VERY bitter about, but currently resides at "Happy Oaks Home For The Mentally Gifted" where he clucks everytime you mention N SYNC. (Yes, clucks.) He denies ever being a musician, and says his name is now Harry Pits. He still tries to sell FuManSkeeto clothes, however, no one wants clothes from a guy named Harry Pits. Especially when he wears a toupee made of dreadlocks.
Justin, once the group's "hottie" (notice the quotes) wanted to be the anchorman of the Local News for channel 607-C of Lost Lakes, Alaska. However, no eskimo could understand Ebonics, therefore, he was fired after 2 days. He fled from rumors about his relationship with every girl in America, and became a monk in China, where he lives on rice. He doesn't speak of his days of being an N SYNCer, well...he doesn't speak at all...but he meditates loudly when he hears the word N SYNC and his off-key humming gives anyone the impression, he DOESN'T want to be reminded of it.
Joey moved to Hollywood to become an actor. His first (and last) role was Superman's stunt double, his life-long dream. However, when he got tangled up in his cape and broke everything but his neck (bummer) he quit acting all together. He went into selling used cars. When we last heard from him, he was in jail because of fraud--apparantly he painted a Superman sign on the front of his car and told customers they could fight villians while driving it, and it didn't work. He denies ever being a member of N SYNC.
Lance moved to Chicago where he works on the set of Oprah so he can stay in touch with his feminine side. He is Oprah's personal hairdresser. At least once every day he writes in his "Praise Diary" where he records his feelings. When N SYNC is mentioned, he smiles, counts to 10, and cries. He always mentions something about him and Justin....although no one can understand through his sobs.
J.C. moved to Vegas to become an Elvis impersonator (the Elvis AFTER too many donuts.) Soon, though, he thought he really WAS Elvis, and...well...he wears a pretty wite jacket and has a nice, small room with pads on the wall.
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