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SWM be lookin for hiz honey. Is you be her? Must not be named Britney. Don't be mattering to me if you be livin in China, cuz I be da world traveler wit my job. My honey has to be da bomb. Is you interested? You best be callin me den!
Single white superman looking for his superwoman. Must be willing to wear stupid looking shirts with the letter S on them. Capes a plus. Call me!
SWM looking for his lady. Must have bad hair days often. Multi-colored hair a plus. If you're almost 30 and like guys who still wear braces, call me!