*OK..so the last interview didn't go very well. That DOESN'T mean we're quitters. In fact...Shelly caught up with N SYNC again (ugh...WHY!?!?) to get more questions answered.*
Shelly: Oh god...what was I thinking?
Justin: Yo, g, it's that honey that be dissin us last time.
Lance: So? Every girl has dissed me..you have to learn to accept yourself, Justin. *puts arm around Justin*
Justin: YO YO YO I not be like that, foo'!
J.C.: *sniff* I'm tired.
Chris: *walks in* Sorry, guys, I had to get my mop re-weaved. My hair was looking kind of bad.
Shelly: What else is new?
Joey: Can I eat something?
Shelly: This is going to be a long day....
Lance: *crosses legs* Can we get on with it please? I have a date with Bob in less than an hour.
Shelly: Ok...umm..first of all, how are things going in the Lou Pearlman lawsuit?
Joey: *looks around blankly* If we lose, we don't get free catering backstage.
Justin: Yo, I can't belive he be dissin' us like dat, g! He be all like "I be takin yo' money" buts I mean..he can't do dat...well yeah, he can cuz he is..but he be a punk.
J.C: Can I go to sleep now?
Chris: Basically what Justin is trying to say, is HE'S SUING OUR BUTTS OFF! WE NEED HELP! IF YOU ARE A GOOD LAWYER WITH AT LEAST A HIGH-SCHOOL DIPLOMA AND 2 WEEKS EXPERIENCE, CALL: 1-888-LAWSUIT, extension N SYNC.
Shelly: HAHAH! Umm next question. JC..how much crack do you sniff per day?
J.C: I lose count.......
Lance: *gasps in horror* But J.C, you're supposed to be the clean-cut one! I'm the gay one, Chris is the old one, Justin's the cute one, and Joey...well Joey's just...Joey. You're ruining our image here! *Tosses hands in the air, exasperated.*
Shelly: Justin..are you really going out with Britney Spears?
Justin: Yeah..I mean no..I mean I have to be askin management before I be answerin' dat question, yo.
Shelly: OK..whatever. Why do you guys have the N SUCK gear out now? It could be considered decent and worth wearing if the profits didn't go to you.
Joey: That was my idea! See...I figure its the new millennium and everyone has to be honest with how they feel about themselves. So I thought, "Hey...this would be a good idea..and with the extra money I could buy those 2-packs of Pringles that I love!"
Shelly: Now a question for mop-top. WHY do you wear GLITTER??? For one..it's a FEMALE accessory...so Lance should be the one wearing it...and for TWO, it makes anyone who wears glitter look bad!
Chris: It's a fashion statement.
Shelly: Saying what?!?!
Chris: I'm..well..I'm still trying to figure that part out.
Shelly: *rolls eyes* So..at the VMA's this year. BSB WON!!!!! YOU DIDN'T!!!! SO...how did you feel about that?
JC: I don't remember...I don't remember much...
Chris: I think after all the trouble of rigging the votes we should've had a chance. BSB just rule. We don't.
Lance: And that Brian Littrell..he's a hottie!
Shelly: *rolling eyes once again* Lance...you need help, ok?
Lance: Yes..many people tend to think so. *reaches into purse and pulls out some lipstick*
Shelly: So when are you guys going to stop singing?
Chris: Singing? Oh yeah..well actually we never have...we just lip sync.
Shelly: True...
Lance: Gotta jet everyone, Bob's waiting!
Shelly: Good.. can I leave now too?
Joey: Yeah..if it means I can eat...
*So you see, we can be civilized, without throwing chairs, missles, etc. Maybe next time I won't have to have a security guard on duty.*