A few Jokes to make you laugh

Britney, Nsync, and the Backstreet boys are all walking on a beach, when they see a bottle. They rub the bottle, and out pops Christina. Christina says they have 3 wishes, 1 wish each. Britney wishes she were a international sex symbol on the cover of "Rolling stone". Christina snaps her fingers and Britney has the body of a 23-year-old porn star. Nsync says they wish they could have Orlando all to them selvesand want a wall built to keep the BSB out. Christina snaps her figures and Nsync is in Orlando with a wall to keep the BSB out. Then the BSB say "Tell us more about this wall". Christina says "It's 150 feet thick, and 20, 000 feet tall, and nothing can get in or out of it. So they BSB say "Fill It up with water".

O-town, Nsync, and 2gther are all on one side of a river, trying to get across. They find a bottle and they rub itand out pops Christina. Christina says they have 3 wishes, 1 wish each. 2gether wishes they were smart enough to get across the river. So Christina snaps her figures and 2gether swims across. The O-town wishes they were an even smarter bandand they wanted a way to get across. So Christina snaps her fingers, and O-town builds a boat, and they row across. Then Nsync wishes they were the smartest boy band of all. Christina snaps her fingers and Nsync turns into the Backstreet Boys, and they walk across the bridge.

Christina, Justin, and Nick are all in a limo together on their way to the grammy's, when they go through a dark tunnel. There is a kissing noise and a slapping noise. When they get out of the tunnel, Justin is holding his slapped face. Christina thinks Justin went to kiss her, but kissed Nick instead, and Nick slapped him. Justin thinks Nick kissed Christina, and when Christina went to slap Nick, missed and slapped him (Justin) instead. And Nick is thinking "I hope we go through another tunnel so I can slap that jurk again!"

God made rivers, God made lakes, God made Nsync! What a mistake!

What does Nsync use for birth control?
Their personalities!

Why did nsync climb over the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side!