TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING FRENCH

When speaking fast, you make your self sound gay.
You own half the world's perfume industry and still never use deodorant.
You get to eat insect food like snails and frogs' legs.
If ther's a war, you surrender really early.
you don't have to read subtitles on late night films on channel xxx.
You can test your nucular weapons in other peoples countries.
You can be ugly and still become a famous star.
You can allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street and humiliate your sense of national pride.
You don't have to bother with toilets, just piss in the street
People think you're a great lover even when you're not.