TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING IRISH

Guiness.
You have 18 children because you can't use contraceptives.
You can get into a fight just by marching down some ones street.
Your pubs never close.
You can use Papal edicts on contraception passed in the second Vatican Council of 1968 to persuade your girlfriend that you can't have sex with a condom on.
No one can ever remember the night before.
You kill people you don't agree with.
Stew
More Guiness
Eating stew and drinking Guiness in an Irish pub at 3am after a bout of sectarian war.