TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING SPANISH
- You have a glorious history of killing South America tribes.
- The rest of Europe thinks Africa begins at the Pyrenées
- You get your beaches invaded by Germans, Danes, and Britts.
- The rest of your country is already invaded by Moroccans.
- Every body else makes crap paella and claims it's the real thing.
- Honesty.
- The only sure way of bedding a woman is for you to dress up in stupid, tight clothes and risk your life in front of bulls.
- You get to eat bulls' testicles.
- Gibraltar
- You supported Argentina in the Falkands War.
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