TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AMERICAN

• You can have a woman president - with out electing her.
• You can spell colour wrong and get away with it.
• You call buweiser beer.
• You can be a crook/adulterer and still be president.
• If you've got enough money you can get elected to do any thing.
• If you can breath, you can get a gun.
• You can invent a new public holiday every year.
• You can play golf every year.
• You can call every one you've ever met 'buddy'.
• You can think you're the greatest nation on earth when you're not at all.

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