A little anarchist humor...
by Anok4pc@aol.com
A little boy goes to his dad and ask, "What is politics?" Dad
says,"Well,son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner
of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the
administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're
here to take care of yourneeds, so
we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working
Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think
about that and see if that makes sense." So the little boy goes off to
bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his
baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the
baby has soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents'
room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her,
he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the
keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and
goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his
father,"Dad, I
think I understand the concept of politics now." The father
says,"Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is
all about" The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing
the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being
ignored and the Future is in Deep Shit.
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