Not sure what to do with all of this- read the rules below
| 2 CARS (1 AT HOME INCASE) | 50- 60 SIZE HOOKS AND 1oz SINKERS |
| $$$ 80.00 FOR BEER ( 5 CASES ) | 1 BIG DAM KNIFE |
| $$$ 4.00 FOOD (HOTDOGS AND BUNS) | 2-3 BOBBERS |
| COOLER (PREFERABLY CRUSH RESISTANT - SO U CAN FALL ON IT) | 1 GOOD SPOT 2-3 HOURS FROM HOME SO YOU CAN NOT BE FOUND *(EVER)* |
| 1 GOOD FRIEND ( TO SAVE YOU ) | 1 lb. HAMBURGER |
| LOTS AND LOTS OF WEED | 1 BOX WHEATIES |
| 1 12 GAUGE SHOTGUN | CHANGE OF CLOTHES |
| 10 STRONG POLES ( EACH ) | 1 BLOW TORCH (FIRE AND SHIT) |
| 10 DZ. NIGHTCRAWLERS | 1 LANTERN ( OR 4 FLASHLIGHTS) |
| 2 DZ. DEAD MINNOWS | 1 BIG NET (TO PULL IN YOUR FRIEND) |
1. You must Get to the river, moka doob, admire the beauty.
The 12 gauge is just for looks, Nobody will fuck with you when you are drunk and holding a big gun.
10 strong poles, because your at the river you moron, Poles disappear, and slide across the ground and shit.
Crush resistant cooler, because a good drunk will always make you fall on it. You may break your ribs, but the cooloer lives.
The big dam knife has many uses. Mostly to clean and cut up fish for bait, Then it makes a good fork.
It is your own fault if you do not catch catfish. But if you dont, make a hamburger, and cook it with the blowtorch.
Wheaties are good carp bait, and pieces of carp are good catfish bait, And hey, you can eat em to.
The change of clothes because duh, your drunk, at the river, your gonna fall in.
