Crowe Dictionary

Learn to speak RUSSian! The words in this dictionary were created and compiled by members of the Crowe People e-mail list. Study them well, children, and when Russell Crowe finally attains his rightful place as the leader of the Holy Crowe-man Empire, (aka the universe) you'll already know the language! Check back often - this reference guide is updated regularly.

A

ACROWE-PHOBIA  - A fear of open spaces without any Crowe.

ARCROWEOLOGY - Digging up Russell Crowe information.

C

CROWE-ASIS - Like Mystery Alaska - the potential oasis in the desert of Russellessness that we are currently experiencing.

CROWE-BAR - Like chocolate, only better.

CROWE-CLAN - All the members of the Crowe People mailing list.

CROWE-CLONE -
  1. Tumultuous emotional upheaval caused by RC's magnetic presence.

  2. Technology to be developed so that we can all have our own Russell.


CROWE-DACIOUS - Like bodacious, but more so.

CROWE-DAK MOMENT - Someone is actually reading through the Crowe People e-mail list at the same time you are.

CROWE-DED HOUSE -
  1. Someone's home during a Crowefest.

  2. A top band now sadly defunct (Neil-why oh why?).


CROWE-DEKDOMY - the removal of a 32" Panasonic television from face of a Crowe Clan member who licks the screen.

CROWE-DIRT- The magical dirt, aka Cort in TQATD, which makes Russell look so sexy.

CROWE-FEAST - A ritual which occurs after the Crowe-Fest when we all get to feast on the sweet taste of Russell's lips.

CROWE-FEST - A gathering of like-minded people to celebrate all things Crowe.

CROWE-FILE - 
  1. That distinctive Russell look, from the side.

                  
  2. The document that the Crowe Police have on some Crowefans for stalking Russell.


CROWE-GLOTS - speakers of English and Crowe, aka RUSSian.

CROWE-HEAD - Your mind is all Russell, all the time.

CROWE-ING 747 - A chartered plane for Crowefans.

CROWE-LINGUAL - Self explanatory.

CROWE-LITERATE - Self explanatory.

CROWE-LUST - A state of ecstasy and total delirium.

CROWE-MAGNON:
  1. The  earliest  known  complete  man.

  2. A perfect specimen of a man.


CROWE-MAN EMPIRE  - The time the Crowe Clan anxiously awaits when Russell Crowe shall gain dominance over all of the countries in the free world and establish his glorious reign dispensing wisdom, justice, and a good ass kicking if necessary.

CROWE-MANTIC - One  who  superimposes Russell's  face  over  that of their lover during intimate moments.

CROWE-MATE - What you call a fellow Crowe Fan when you're down under, i.e. "G'Day Crowe-Mate".

CROWE-MILIATION -When you do something humiliating in public in the name of Crowe.

CROWE-MESOMES - Looking good in genes.

CROWE-MOBILIA - Memorabilia associated with Russell Crowe.

CROWE-NY - Person, such as any Crowe-Clan member, who likes to get together with others and discuss Russell.

CROWE-NYISM  -

  1. Showing favoritism or special treatment to a Crowe-ny, i.e. directing one to a babelicious pic of Russ.

  2. Getting together with the Clan to discuss Russell.


CROWE-PAL- Those with whom we can share our hopes, dreams, fantasies and wackiness and receive support not scorn.

CROWE-POLICE- A regulating force which will confiscate all Crowe-Mobilia when the Crowe-Addiction becomes too great for the health and sanity of the Clan member.

CROWE-PORTUNITY - The opportunity to do, see, or acquire anything that has anything to do with Russell Crowe.

CROWE-PTOMANIA  - The uncontrollable impulse to steal anything regarding Crowe.

CROWE-SERKER RAGE - A fugue state of extreme violence brought on by a missed Crowe-portunity.

CROWE-STATE - The feeling brought on by the sight of Russell Crowe with a Harley between his legs.

CROWE-STEP - A dance, like a twostep.

CROWE-TROT - A dance, like a foxtrot.

CROWE-TIME- A haven - a period during the day set aside for all things Crowe.

CROWETRY -  Poetry with a Russell twist. (See the Crowetry page!)

CROWE-VENGE- Action taken by the clan against any non-believers or critics of our beloved.

G

GRUNTHEAD - Like a deadhead but someone who travels around the globe to see the Grunts in concert.

H

H2CROWE - The essence of life.

HUNKALICIOUS - Looking good enough to eat.

HYPNO-CROWENESS - Placing somebody under a "trance-like" spell making them crave all things Crowe.

HYPO-CROWENESS - When one suffers from not enough Crowe in between Crowe movies.

M

MUST-SEE-RC-TV - Any time Russell appears on TV.

MADCROWE  - An exclamation. For example, Kelly went "madCrowe" not only on the mailman, but on the autograph too.

MATT-RUSS SCENE - Any scene of Russell in bed.

MAD CROWE DISEASE - Where the consumption of anything Russell could be bad for one's health. (Namely those unfortunate souls who stand between anything RC and a Crowe Clan member).

P

PLANET CROWE - Parallel universe where every fantasy  is a reality.

PSYCROWE- One who needs the help of a PsyCrowetherapist..

PSYCROWETHERAPIST- One who helps people who are addicted to kissing tv screens during Russell movies.

R

RUSSATHON - A marathon viewing of all RC films in one sitting.

RUSSELLACIOUS - Sexy and erotic in a Russell kinda way.

RUSSIAN - The language that only those in the know, i.e., the Crowe-heads, will speak once this dictionary is completely compiled.

RUSSELLESSNESS - The depths of despair and a living hell.

RUSSELL VISION (RV) - Viewing every performance by another actor as better if done by Russell or not worth his time or talent

S

SCRUFFALICIOUS  - Somewhat dirty but still looking  good enough to eat.

SIDACIOUS - To describe our favorite sexy and sassy android.

SIDSATIONAL - The ultimate; better than humanly possible.

T

TANGCROWE - A dance, like a tango.

TESTOSTE-CROWE-NE - The dominant hormone in a REAL man.



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