How The Clan Stole Seuss

by Luminous1

Every fan of the Crowe liked Russell a lot,
and shuddered to think there were those who did not.

The Clan loved Russell, a man for all seasons,
now please don't ask why, we all know the reasons.

It could be his face, so handsome and bright,
it could be his talent, or that scene tighty-white.

But I think the most likely reason of all,
is that inside his eyes we wish we could fall...

The following submissions are not only intended to show admiration for Russell Crowe, but also to honor the memory of Dr. Seuss. We meant what we wrote, we wrote what we meant, we all love Russell, one hundred percent! So take a deep breath and open wide, inhale some whimsy and let Russell inside! Oh, the places he'll go!

I like Russell on my sheets
I like Russell eating beets
I like Russell in my shower
I like Russell in a tower
I like Russell in a lake
I like Russell popping out of a cake
I like Russell when he's dirty
I like Russell when he's flirty
I like Russell on his Harley
I like Russell he's real gnarly (dude)
I like Russell with long hair
I like Russell everywhere!


Roadkill

Do you like him on a train?
Do you like him on a plane?
Would you have him in a boat?
Would you have him near a goat?
Would you have him here or there?
Would you have him everywhere?

You like Russell, so you say,
try it, try it every way
you'll soon love Russell every day!

I will love him in a car,
I will love him near or far,
I do love his eyes so bright,
I do love his pants so tight!
I love him up, I love him down,
Inside out and round and round!
Join the Clan, you'll love him too,
Let Crowe become a part of you!

Luminous1