When Justin got his cornrows, we were all pleasantly (HAHAHAHA!) surprised. Or maybe just surprised. Cassie asked me why no one seemed to like his cornrows, and I had to answer her bluntly. I mean, it's not the fact that he's a corny ass white boy with cornrows (though that reason plays a HUGE factor in this), it's the fact that he doesn't have the right face for it. And I don't mean 'cause his face is too pale for the shit. I'm saying that he doesn't look right with cornrows for four reasons:

1. He has a peasy-ball head. And to all of you who don't know what a peasy-ball head is, it's like a peanut head, only smaller.
2. His hairline in the back is so high up that the cornrows don't even touch the back of his neck. That looks dumb.
3. His face is small. On top of his peasy-ball head, he has a really small face.
4. His facial features are also small. Sort of. Well, they're disproportionate, anyway. It's like, he has those really little lips, small eyes and eyebrows, and that HUGE nose. If anything, the cornrows make his nose look even bigger.

So with that, I present you with the Cornrow Chronicles… these are the pics I have of Justin's cornrows so far, not counting the very first one that came out. You know, the one where he's with the bodyguard and he's signing an autograph as he walks.

Picture No. 1: The crazy raper man pic

He really looks a mess here. LOL Like he just broke out of prison, or the crazy house or something. If there was ever a time that crazy lookin' white boys scared me, here is the time. If he looked like this on the streets and was walking towards me, I'd just cross to the other side. And not nonchalantly, either. LMAO I'd run screaming across the street in the middle of traffic, regardless of the huge Mack truck coming towards me.

Picture No. 2: The "My braids have grown out some so now I can pass for a really light-skinned black kid" pic

And people have the nerve to say that we have no right to talk about them. Ha! My question is this: If DMX saw him, what would he think? If the Cash Money Millionaires saw him, what would they say? I know. DMX: Dog, cornrows don't give you street credibility. It comes from with in. You feel me? Lil' Wayne of the Cash Money Millionaires: Ay yo, wardie, what you got dat star-spangled bandana on yo' head fo'?

Picture No. 3: The "Iced-Out Bandana Thug" pic

These two pics are here thanks to the girl at that site that is the ONLY accurate place to find out about any rumors involving 'NSync. That's why all the girlfriends are pointed out. LOL Sadly, though, "Just the Facts: An 'NSync Rumors Page" has shut down, but you CAN still get on her mailing list. I'm on it, and she still has all the dirt on them. Y'all need to sign up for it.