As I approach the end of the line, I look back on the earlier stuff that I posted on the site and juxtapose (a.k.a. "compare") it to my later works, noticing how I've grown and how my opinions have evolved. Including the original, "My Thoughts On 'NSync". So this people, are my FINAL thoughts on 'NSync.
- My favorite is still Lance. Period. Regardless of all the speculation surrounding his sexuality, I would still happily sex him up and down. He gets sexier and sexier by the day, and I think that they just might give him a solo one day! **snort** Yeah, right. But he's still my favorite little Lancey-Pants, and I STILL love his smooth, clear skin and his bright green eyes.
- JC is now my second fave, and not because he is rumored to be Lance's lover. LOL He's my favorite because this guy friggin' OOZES sex. Woo! Everytime I see him do a pelvic thrust or hump the air during "Space Cowboy" or lick the floor during "Digital Get Down", I just wanna put a serious hurtin' on him. His voice is just so lovely and angelic, and that bottom lip… mm-mmm gooood! My dream is to nibble on it one day… all day. Hahahaha! Even though he has a tendency to act weird and retarded, when he's calm and serious, he's just awesome.
- When we get to third favorites it's a hard choice… kind of. I mean, Joey wins it right off the bat, but not because I particularly like him. He just wins it because I hate Chris and Justin so much. I'll just say that out of all the guys, he's the nicest obviously (based on when I met them and on feedback people gave me about how he interacts with fans). He truly seems to be the lesser of the assholes. He smiles and jokes and gives autographs constantly without a big fuss or too much attitude. The others need to take some lessons from him on Fan Interaction 101. Plus, he's like a big teddy bear that I would like to hug one day… all day. LOL I'm crazy, I know.
- If third favorite was a tough one, then fourth favorite is damn near impossible to pick. And it's because of that that I will not have a fourth favorite one.
- Which brings me to my fifth favorite. Justin and Chris both tie for this one, 'cause they both annoy the living shit outta me equally. Justin with his ego/arrogance/all around assholeness ( yeah, I know that's not a word) and Chris with his smart ass remarks and unflappable belief that he's funny… which he isn't. Sorry. Jim Carrey and Adam Sandler thou art not. Dork. So I know you all are wondering: wouldn't they technically be the fourth favorite? Nope. Fourth place is filled by the empty space that I like to call "Reserved For the Lesser Of Two Assholes". So perhaps with a little practice in people skills maybe Chris or Justin will be bumped up to fourth place. But by then, it won't really matter since I'll be long gone and won't be able to update this. LOL So it looks like they missed out. Boo hoo… NOT!
And those, people, are my final thoughts on the five white guys from Orlando that aren't the Backstreet Boys. I guess it's kinda senseless to list who's my favorite since I've sworn that I'll only love them for the music, but what the hell. Atleast you guys'll have some sort of idea on who I'm gonna try to molest first after I get famous. LOL See ya!
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