Late Night *Chat With Poo Foo…
(Hold on to Your Hot Dogs, people
)The Internet. What would we do with out it? Without the Internet I would not be able to receive freaky ass IM's from Lance. I talk to him when he's not busy, and I swear he gets weirder and weirder with each chat. Here's an example of a chat we had about a week ago. The screen names have been deleted to protect the undeniably insane.
Lance: hey tammy!
Tammy: What up, L-Dogg? (He likes when I call him that. LOL)
Lance: what are you doing?
Tammy: Nothin'… as usual. Writing a story… kind of. You?
Lance: justin's teaching me how to rap. he's not doing a very good job.
Tammy: Can you blame him?
Lance: u type wierd.
Tammy: And you can't spell. How ya like dem apples?
Lance: i know. i suck. i'm such a stupid-head.
Tammy: Dude, are you okay?
Lance: I'm watching t.veee…. it's cool i like it. i think it likes me back. it talks to me all the time. like, "hey lance, your so pretty… pretty pretty lancey"
Tammy: Uh… haha? You're scarin' me, man.
Lance: pretty pretty lancey. it used to be mean to me, but now it's nice. it called me nancy once, but I kicked it and killed it, so now it's nice.
Tammy: Ohhh… fascinating.
Lance: shit! i dropped my hotdog! damn!11!!
Tammy: sorry.
KLance: i'm gonna miss that hotdog. it was sooo nice. all warm. I'm watching t.v.
JTammy: heh… heh… you said that already.
Lance: Oh… j.c. says hi.
Tammy: hi back to JC.
Lance: he sucks. man, justin just ate my hotdog!
Tammy: from off the floor?
Lance: who said it fell on the floor? it fell in my lap. he ate it from off my crotch! eww…
Tammy: yeah, eww…
Lance: did I mention that I'm watching tv?
Lance: tammy? you still there?
Tammy: unfortunately.
Lance: this one time, at band camp…
Tammy: you went to band camp?
Lance: no… it was really church camp. god rocks.
Tammy: ahh..
Lance: my ass sings to me in it's sleep. it goes, "fart fart fart…" hehehe
Tammy: so… how's the tour goin?
Lance: great! I get lots of ass. cause I'm the man.
Tammy: and what about the others?
Lance: they aren't the man.
Tammy: **sigh** please stop acting like a retard.
Lance: I'm acting? I'm a good actor. I'm gonna be on that church show next season. that reminds me: this one time, at church camp..
Tammy: shut up! for the love of all things holy, just be quiet!
The convo went on like that for awhile until I was all like, "Uh… I'm feeling really inspired so I gotta go now, okay? Good luck on the next show, Lance." His reply was, "cool. tv says bye!" Weird ass little… pray for him y'all, that’s all I can say.
**This chat did not really take place. If you believe it did, just send me your e-mail addy and I will gladly make fun of you. I don't know Lance's screen name, and don't want to. That is all.
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