"Don't Quote Me"

I got these some of these fabulous (and cute) little quotes in an e-mail from a girl named Laura. I don't know where she got them from, or if she ganked 'em from someone else's site, but I do know that they are hella funny and I am very grateful for her input. I added a few things, and if y'all know me like I think y'all do, you'll know what was mine. Also, my girl Sharron helped me out with some quotes, right along with some of her nutty ass friends. Plus, you KNOW I had to pull in my old clique Yasmine and Isabella to help. LOL If you have a website and you realize that Laura got some stuff from you, then we apologize and give you credit for it. Capeesh? Don't come worryin' me about plagiarism. Enjoy!

~* "Those darn Backstreet Boys. Wow, they are ugly. Too bad they aren't as sexy as me!" Chris

~* "The 'S' isn't for Superman. 'S' is for shut up. 'S' is for shhh." Justin

~* "Hold the pickle!" Joey

~* "Britney has breast…? None of my business." J.C.

~* "Next window please." Lance

~* "Oh, someone's bitter." Chris

~* "When I was younger I was raised by my mom and sisters, so I was taught women are right, men are wrong. THE END." Chris

~* "Sleeping with large quantities of stuffed animals relieves stress caused by annoying roommates... AND works as a pillow!" J.C.

~* "Say Hello to J.C. and say goodbye to your heart!" Before They Were Rock Stars

~* "You know Lance. Lance and his parties. He's so L.A. He thinks he's Mr. L.A., so I let him do that. Lance has valet for the house. Lance is so L.A." Chris

~* "I was in the doctor's office and a nurse was holding out something, so I'm thinking, 'It's shot time.' And I run outta there. Later the guys are all cracking up 'cuz I ran from the ear thermometer!" JC

~* "'NSync… no offense Backstreet Boys, but that commercial that 'NSync did with McDonald's is way cooler than the one the Backstreet Boys did with Burger King." Kid Rock

~* "'NSync… whoo! Or as I like to call them, the Spice Boys." Chris Rock

~* "Ya know… this show is really kinda unsuitable for a thirteen year old girl to be at." My mom after seeing "'NSync's Pay Per View" special

~* "If I had a quarter for every pelvic thrust that 'NSync has done, I'd have a shitload of quarters." Yasmine

~* "You guys do realize that y'all suck, right?" Isabella to 'NSync at our one and only Meet and Greet

~* "Lance wants me, y'all. I can tell by the way he looked at me when I pinched his cheek." Tammy to her friends after the one and only Meet and Greet

~* "Just because his penis can fit in your crotch doesn't mean it will!" Amanda, after Sharron told her that her mother was worried about her partying in a club with a member of 'NSync

~* "It's Justin Timberlake, everybody!" Sisqo on his show… he saw a white boy with a curly afro, what can I say?

~* "How you gonna be blacker than *N Sync?!" Sharron's friend Chy. What would prompt her to say this? We don't know and don't want to.

~* "'NSync… aren't there like, 30 of them? I don't really follow them." Moby

~* "Technically, isn't it pronounced as 'Nnna sync'? Ya know, like sounding out the 'N'?" Yasmine

~* "JC is hot!" My sister Kira

~* "JC is white." Isabella, said in response to Kira's earlier declaration.

~* "I see the pelvic thrusting… my problem is that I don't see the bulge that normally comes with the thrust." Tammy

~* "They are white, T." Isabella, in response to Tammy's earlier observation.

~* "I betcha Eminem has 'No Strings Attached' in his car right now." Isabella

"Justin, say bye bye bye to Britney cause its gonna be me."

"I wanna digitally get down with Lance."

"J.C. is my Space Cowboy."

"*The girls number inserted here* call me."

"Justin what's your room number?"

"I love you Justin! *they had a pic of Justin from 98.*"

"Since that other chick makes you ill, why don't you hook up with me so we can play Doctor?"

"YES, I wanna ride with a space cowboy!"

"I'll pull up my shirt if you smile at me!"

"I'll hang from your strings any day!"

"Do me."

"I hat bsb… I luv 'nsync!"

"I'm 18! What are you waiting for?"

"12-24-79… my measurements AND my birthday!"

"I like the digital getdown part… I like the 'just you and me' part even better!"

"Do I seem like a pervert to you? Good!"

Baby Blue NC Jersey... $80

Tommy Boxers... $30

JRT Diamond Necklace... $3500

Seeing "some" on the floor the next morning... PRICELESS (what rhymes with "some"?)

"Justin Timberlake, 5 dollars!" Dude selling shirts

"Get your naked 'NSync pics right here!" Picture seller

"You besta back up, bitch. JRT is my lover." Some strange girl at a concert

"It's the guy from the Offspring video!" Said at a concert

"These guys have beautiful scrotums!" Adam Corrolla on "Loveline"

"Everyone is all up on Justin… I'm like, 'You go J.C.'" Carson Daly

"Do they think we live under a rock? Honestly Justin and Britney, we don't give a rat's ass." Radio station DJ in NYC

Justin, J.C., Joey, Chris, Lance, Steve (this one is up for debate)… need I say more?

Digital Getdown… hehehe.

The Almighty Pelvic Thrust.

"If you want me girl let me know." Justin

The fact that they had that hot guy in "Making the Tour"… Wade J. Robinson ohh, baby.

Again: Justin J.C. Joey Chris Lance Steve.

Its gonna be me.

"Baby, baby we can do all that we want we gettin' nasty nasty… we gettin' freaky deaky." Justin

"Look what you get for just one more quarter." 'NSync as No Refund.

Justin's beautiful torso… and ass… and face… LOL

JC's rock hard abs… kinda reminiscent of R. Kelly's… no bullshit.

Lance's ass… and his beautiful cheeks. Screw it, his whole face.

'Cause now Chris is hot… very hot. So hot that he's actually screwable now. LOL

Sharron: Say "hi" and give 'im a pound. And my favorite is Lance.

Jennifer: I'd say, "Holy shit! I love you! Can I take a picture with you with your middle fingers in the air?" Then I'd snap a picture. For real, I would love it if I got a picture of *N Sync with their fingers up :)

Yasmine: If I was alone with JC, I'd be like, "You know the deal. Drop 'em." Then, I'd smack his ass.

Yasmine: Their stomach. I just wanna see if under all those baggy clothes lie beer bellies from here to Texas.

Tammy: The ass… I bet their asses reflect their personalities. JC's is probably all tight, reflecting his uptight nature. Justin's is probably all round and seemingly perfect, just like him. Lance's probably looks all innocent and like a baby's… I could go on forever.

Sharron: The eyes… okay, I'll be honest. How 'bout the crotch?

Jennifer: I think his penis would attract most the attention so, It'd most likely be his penis…

Sharron: Justin, and nothing at all because I've heard enough out of his mouth.

Jennifer: Justin, and he'd just have to open his mouth once because I'm tired of hearing him talk and anything he says begins to sound annoying...unless he sings it.

Tammy: Chris, and all he'd have to do is look like he wants to say something. For some reason, he's so annoying to me now!

Yasmine: Joey, and all he'd have to do is grab my ass or look down my shirt.

Sharron: I'd give them the lap dance of their life, but only after upping the amount of money.

Tammy: I'd manipulate them in such a way that they'd wind up giving me the money, and would be dancing for ME.

Jennifer: I'd take the money and dance for them. I wouldn't strip down because I wouldn't appreciate being visually raped, plus, it's just dancing and even if it were a lap dance, I'd do it, 'cause I won't get pregnant or lose my virginity or anything!

Yasmine: Beat the shit outta them, take their money, and then run like a madwoman into the night.