Is It So Wrong To Ramble?

So here it is, 10:09 p.m., I got off early from my second job, and my head is slightly hurting. I get headaches a lot. Anyways, I figure, "When you don't have the inspiration to work on your scripts anymore, and don't have the patience to surf the Web, and don't have the right degree of pervertism to play any games in the "Leisure Suit Larry" series (a true adult game if there ever was one), what do you do?" Well, I sit in front of my computer and spew out random, meaningless, retarded thoughts. But I mean, I don't think they're really that random and meaningless… I'm just REALLY annoyed right now, for some reason. I swear, I have no REAL reason to be annoyed, but damn. **NOTE: There is some really graphic, explicit stuff in here, so read at your own risk!!!!** So here goes.

• TV sucks. Nothing good comes on and I think that everyone should be shot.
• Ananda and KK Holiday are dumb. I should be a VJ on MTV.
• I was talking to Kelley the other night and we were talking about how we're gonna go to 'NSync's next concert and after-party, and we're gonna thoroughly embarrass them. It's gonna be hella funny.
• At the after party, I'm gonna freak Justin and JC like no one has ever freaked them before. Like a TRUE sista would, ya know? Boy, I can't wait.
• I can work it when I want to, you guys. I'm not bullshittin'. I'm gonna get Justin on the dance floor and I'm gonna show him how much I wanna take a "space ride with a cowboy, baby." LOL Wobble wobble, shake it shake it, drop it drop it, oooh take it take it.
• When I'm done with Justin, I'm gonna pull Lance into the bathroom, pull down his pants, and smack him right on the ass. REALLY HARD. And THAT'S how you make a great impression with the guys.
• They are gonna really WANT our black asses. LOL
• I think Justin deserves a lap dance from me. LMAO

Side note: Why am I being so perverted? I swear, I don't know why I'm fantasizing about raping Justin and JC on the dance floor. This is sooo unlike me. LOL I guess I'm not fantasizing about Lance on the dance floor 'cause he can't dance. But I'm gonna get him in the bathroom, so it's all good. As for Chris and Joey, I'll just beat the shit outta them 'cause they annoy me. And the only reason they annoy me right now is 'cause I'm feeling very annoyed for no particular reason.

• I was reading an article today that said there may be a strike in Hollywood 'cause the Screen Actors Guild (SAG) and the Writers Guild of America (WGA) are going on strike. This is perfect for me, 'cause I can go to Hollywood and stake my claim while the market is open. Lemme break it down to you like this: The SAG and WGA are like unions of Hollywood. Just like regular unions, if you belong to the SAG, you'll be offered jobs before anyone else, just like if you belong to the WGA. All the big time actors and writers belong to the SAG and WGA, like Quentin Tarantino and Tom Cruise and all of them. Even Martin Lawrence is in it. This is cool, 'cause if they go on strike, they aren't allowed to write anything for Hollywood or act in any movies. If they do, they could lose their spot in the union, or whatever. It's cool, 'cause now Hollywood is rushing to get all these movies made, but after those movies are released, what are they gonna do? The only thing they CAN do is take scripts from people who don't belong to the WGA and SAG, like me. Hahaha! I'm not rejoicing on other people's misfortune (I mean, Tom Cruise REALLY doesn't want this strike to happen), but I see this as my chance, so I kinda DO hope it goes on… atleast until I set up shop in L.A.
• I'm watching "Dexter's Laboratory" and Dexter's kinda cute. I've seen him naked more times than I've seen Justin naked, that's for damn sure.
• My mom is wandering around the house spewing out a bunch of gibberish. I think she's losing her mind. Maybe she already has. My butt hurts.
• This is REALLY dumb. Ya know what one of my biggest fears is? Being unoriginal. I hate copying others, and as I write this, I can't help but wonder if I'm copying someone. I suck.
• Why do the guy's of 'NSync seem to like black girls so much? I mean, I've been mean as hell to them right to their faces, and they still liked me. Wassup wit' dat? To quote Doug from 2ge+her, "Sumpem' wrong… sumpem' wrong wit' dat!"
• I never did get that whole "Prince Albert In a Can" joke. What does it all mean? I mean, I get the whole "refrigerator running" thing, but the "Prince Albert in a can"? Man, if someone out there can clue me in, PLEASE DO! I'm so tired of being uninformed about this old ass joke!
• Would I succumb to groupiedom for a night of unbridled lust with Lance, JC, or Justin? No, but Cassie would. LMAO Seriously, I see why girls do it. I mean, if there wasn't a chance in Hell that I wouldn't get famous one day as a screenplay writer and wind up meeting them and being their friend, I'd screw 'em, too… Just to see what it was like. How white boys get down, ya know? Oh lord, I'm goin' to Hell…
• I betcha Lance and Justin and Chris have little dingers. LOL "Dingers", that's a funny word. As a matter of fact, I KNOW that Chris has a little one 'cause I saw a pic of him in Cosmo Girl and his pants were riding up into his crotch and there was like, NOTHING there. Hahahahahahaha! Betcha JC and Joey are packin'… JC is 'cause the skinny boys always shlang like what. LOL Joey is a big, thick Italian. Nuff said.
• My brother was makin' fun of them. He was like, "They're all gay and probably feel up each other." He saw a pic of them back when they were young and in Europe and it was a pic of them all in the shower… They really DID look gay. My brother took one glance at it and nodded. "Need I say more?" he shrugged. Damn him. Damn them. Damn everybody. To quote Florida Evans, "Damn, damn, daaaaaaamn!" Here's the picture:





• Screw you guys, I'm goin' to get some hot chocolate. Fuck you… Ass rammers…. 'Bye.
• Okay, I'm back. I just experienced a Zen-like moment. I was in the kitchen making my hot chocolate, and my brother was in there, in all his half-naked glory. He's got this thing about walking around in nothing but boxers. Gross, I tell ya. I mean, his body type is (I swear to God) exactly like Justin Timberlake's!!! I lie to you not. If JuManJ stripped down and stood naked next to my bro, the only difference would be the skin tone and… well, you know. Anyways, I watched him basically inhale his leftovers, then talk me to death about some website that records funny things that happen around the world. At first I thought he was talking about me and Cassie's site, but then I realized two things. 1) He doesn't know we run a website and 2) our website deals with funny things involving 'NSync. Hmm… Anyways, then the little pig fucker tried to drink my hot chocolate. He's like some kind of… Next subject.
• This hot chocolate is REALLY hot. I guess that's why it's called "hot" chocolate. Wow, my powers of deduction are mind-staggering.
• My friend (who shall remain nameless: Yasmine) is planning to get a tattoo of a black arrow on her thigh that points upwards. Written next to the arrow will be the sentence: "Insert here." I'm not lying.
• Why does everyone kiss Madonna's ass so much? I mean, no one kisses Janet Jackson's ass like they kiss Madonna's. Madonna seems stuck up. I don't blame her, though. People kiss her ass so much that she doesn't have much of a choice. Oh, how I long for the days of crinoline, taffeta, big ribbons, fake boobies, phantom penis grabbing, and "Material Girl".
• My hot chocolate is still well,… hot. What'd you expect me to say? It's still chocolate?
• If Justin likes black girls so much, why is he dating Britney as opposed to Beyonce? I mean, really, does he have the slave master's mentality or something? Black women are nice to screw, but not nice enough to settle down and be seen with? Oh, I'm nearly in tears over here. Lack o' sleep'll do that to ya.
• Lance would LOVE a black girl… if his parent's would let him date one.
• People think I'm racist, I swear to God, they do. But I'm not. I'm the most UN-racist person you will ever know. Dead serious. I'm racial, but I'm not racist, ya know? I'm very aware of the different races and creeds of this county, and even make jokes about 'em, but I'll never dislike someone because of they're race. Nope, I can honestly sit here and say that I have the potential (and all around bitchiness) to hate black people as easily as I can hate white people. And that's the truth.
• Jamie Foxx is GORGEOUS! Just had to insert that. I'm watching him on the "Chris Rock Show", and I swear, I wanna throw him down and take him to Heaven and back. I'll get with him "Any Given Sunday". LMAO I'm goin' insane, no bullshit.
• Jet Li looked really good in "Romeo Must Die", wit' his Asian ass. I see why Aaliyah was urgin' him to "Try Again".
• I just saw a commercial that made me Laugh Out Loud. The Pay Day man (you know, Pay Day, the candy bar) was unloading his truck, and he heard it start up. He's like, "Hey!" and runs to the driver's side. There's an elephant in the driver's seat and he's stealing the truck! ROTFL Classic. This is only funny 'cause it's midnight.
• "How much wood could a good ho fuck if a good ho could fuck wood?" Man, we are gonna lose our Angelfire account 'cause-a this one. I don't care, though, 'cause I'm ready to have my own damn domain. Wassup, Cassie? Ya down? Let's dump Angelfire, man!
• JC would like my bed. It's kinda hardish soft, and my comforter is VERY, well… comfortable. Wow, that sounded intelligent. **Laughing sarcastically** He'd love me 'cause of my bed. He'd love me long time.
• Damn, R. Kelly is a sexy mutha-- I'm watching his "I Wish/Braid My Hair" video, and as much as it sucks, I can't help but notice that his voice just "melts like hot butter all over my body". LOL I think I got that from "Berry Gordy's 'The Last Dragon'".
• When I read this tomorrow morning, I'm gonna wonder what drugs I was on.
• Anyways, (LOL) I'm also listening to R. Kelly's song, "Get Up On A Room" and I must say, if you don't have the "R" CD, then you betta get it! It's got some of the most sensual songs I've ever heard. Makes me wish I weren't a virgin so I could call someone for a booty call. LOL NOT!
• Marlon Wayans is sooo damn sexy. Lord, how did he get that sexy? And his ASS… oh boy. I want… I want! I better not meet him in L.A., I swear, I'm gonna… Let me shut up NOW!
• My head hurts. It's a fatigue headache. Why don't I just carry my ass to sleep? I dunno. For some reason, I now hate to go to sleep. Maybe 'cause my subconscious knows that when I go to sleep, ghosts molest me. I swear, they do. Don't laugh, y'all, I'm serious.
• I think I could beat up all the members of Destiny's Child… I think I will, too. Those bitches.
• Christina Alguilera, too. I don't know why she annoys me. Actually, a lot of them do. Destiny's Child, Christina Alguilera, Britney Spears, Blaque, Mariah Carey, Foxy Brown… a LOT of people are on my hit list.
• Is it just me, or is Aretha Franklin insane? Maybe I'm just insane… strike that comment from the court, please.
• It's now 12:20… no, it did NOT take me two hours to type this. I just kept stopping. And the hot chocolate break took SEVEN WHOLE MINUTES!
• I'm gonna act in a movie with Ryan Phillippe just so I can give his pretty ass a kiss. No, I don't mean I wanna kiss his derriere literally, I mean, that I wanna kiss him. I don't care if he IS with Reese. All I want is one scene. He kinda does look like Justin. But not in "The Way of the Gun". I can't wait to see that movie.
• Notice how everything can be traced back to 'NSync? That's sick and very annoying. I mean, I can just say off the top of my head… DMX. He's one of the hottest rappers out right now and Justin loves rap. Justin is in 'NSync. See what I mean?

And on that note, I must bid you all adieu. I mean, my emotions are going up and down like a fucking roller coaster, and I'm sure that I sound like a complete jackass. Plus, I can't type straight anymore. It took me three tries to get the word "complete" correct. Signs that I need sleep. I just hope the ghosts don't molest me tonight. Damn… I gotta stay off the drugs. 'Bye y'all!