Saturday Night Live… and Uncut

by Sharron

Hold the pickle! This was so hilarious. Justin killed me with the hairnet and the folded *not rolled, but folded* up khakis with the ankle sock and loafers. Tell me why JC was singing for real when the rest of them were just playin. But he was mad funny when he was doing the Running Man, that's a classic JC move right there. That song was funny as hell. Supersize It! "Look what you can get for one more quarter" while pointing to their crotches. Whores! Chris and his "b-boy stance" was just really retarded. He wouldn't stop! But the funniest part was when Justin grabbed his ass and made that face. But ya know what? 7 Degrees Celcius!!!!!!!!! Ahhhhh, they're so hott!!!!!! Ohmygod!!!!!!! I love Sweet D!!!!!! Woohoo!!!!! *fanning self* Okay, I'm stupid.

The second sketch was mad stupid, but Joey had me dying with "We're into the Backstreet Boys" really, really gay. He was the funniest part of that one and Chris was funny with his body language and "Don't touch me, you old poodle man." What the hell? I'm not even gonna ask.

What was with Bye x 3? What the fuck were they wearing? Lance had on Hammer pants, JC had on shirt w/half a vest, Justin had on a blue shirt with a star on it and an ugly ass rhine, Joey had shaggy pants, and Chris was invisible. Did you see Justin's hair? It is now officially bigger than his head. He had this one piece of hair that kept on moving and shaking more than he did. There's no word to describe it other than floppy. Justin has floppy hair. Please tell me why (Oh God, I'm becoming a Backstreet Boy) I was screaming for Lance. I have no idea. I used to hate Lance. I don't even really know why. He just used to look really conceited to me for some reason. And I thought he looked like Ellen too (and Ritchie from 5ive looks like Anne Heche, but that's a whole NOTHER story). I was truly screaming for Lance and my friends were laughing at me. I was acting like a true Lance fiend *which are pretty rare in these parts*. I really have no idea of what it was, but Lance got me really excited. I thought he was freakin it. I figured he has nothing better to do since he doesn't sing so he might as well just practice his dancing 24/7. I thought about that after Celebrity Dream Date: *N Sync came on because Lance's team beat Justin's team in the dance contest. I found that too funny because it sounds so backwards. The second performance was good too. I like that song better than "This I Promise You" because I'm tired of that song already. Was it just us, or did that song sound a lot like "I Do (Cherish You)"? Me and my friend Samantha made up a song called "I Do (Promise You)" . The video will be similar to "All The Small Things, world premiering on TRL this Tuesday. And 98 Degrees already sings a song called "I Thought She Knew"… Ginuwine does too. I'm so happy for Joey and Chris for finally getting their time to publicly shine. But sadly, like he said, Lance doesn't sing. Well, at least he's honest. After that song, me, Ashley, and Chy got into a discussion about how we all swore that we thought she knew, too. We thought, Justin or JC or somebody had told her. Even we knew, so how the hell didn't she know? Let me stop right now. Later!