Top Ten Reasons 'NSync Chose Sisqo To Go On Tour With Them

You may hate me but it ain't no lie... it's a thong, thong, thong!

10. He's Justin's idol. (And we all know that Justin gets whatever he wants.)

9. Joey wanted someone to teach him how to properly dye his hair.

8. JC was hoping that he could teach him how to do the flip that he did in the "Thong Song" video.

7. Chris wanted to share some parenting tips.

6. "Got To Get It" is their theme song.

5. So Chris could feel better about being Leprechaun-sized. Sisqo's midget ass makes him feel like Shaq.

4. They all love ass… especially an ass in a thong-tha-thong-thong-thong.

3. They couldn't get Destiny's Child… but then you have to ask, "Did they REALLY want them?" 'NSync of all people should know how dangerous groups with a lawsuit are.

2. Lance figured he'd get some successful dancing tips from "The Dragon".

And the #1 reason *N Sync chose Sisqo to be on their tour is........*drum roll, please*

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1. He's Black. Need we say more?