Okay, my girl Sharron sent me this CDNOW interview with Lance. Now, I can't say whether it's real or not (I believe it is), but it was just so truthful that it scared me. I realized, "'NSync is growing up! They're really men now!" So I believe it's a legit interview, not that Sharron would send me anything false on purpose… you just know how the Internet can be. Hell, I've still got naked pictures of Lance in my files. If that even is Lance… ~LOL~ Only Isabella knows the answer to that one, and she ain't tellin'. My comments are in the manly pink. It's all about sarcasm, people. Pick up on it, or else you'll miss it. It's there, trust me. LOL

'NSync: Inside and In-depth The title sounds legit. (Interview with Lance) No shit?

By Aidin Vaziri The name sounds fake. LOL

The members of America's hottest-selling boy band are causing quite a scene in an Orlando hotel room. Shouting down cell phones, straddling furniture, and generally goofing around, they hardly fit the picture of the well-mannered teen stars the public thinks it knows. Well-mannered? HA! We webmasters know the truth. Well-mannered my ass.

Then again, 'NSync deserves a little time to let loose. Putting last year's record industry legal wrangles behind them, the band members were preparing for the release of their second album, "No Strings Attached", with an onslaught of television appearances, a massive spring tour, and a feature length film, which begins production in August. We cornered Lance Bass, 20, for a quick conversation about the state of 'NSync. Lance? No Justin? Better yet, Lance doing an interview and no interruptions from the Justinator? Alright! Tammy's happy. Let's get it on.

Lance: Not at all. I had no clue how hard it really was until I started promoting [the record]. I really didn't expect this much. I thought we could just sing, and that would be it, but it's not. Damn right, it's not! You also have to have the energy to please me. Now dance, cowboy! Dance! Get on the good foot!

Lance: We never get any off days. Why? 'Cause the Rock said so.

CDNOW: What about mental off days, where you want to walk around in your underwear and punch people in the face? There's a pleasing image. ~LOL~ I can imagine JC's crackhead lookin' ass dancing all epileptic-like around the hotel room in his tighty-whities and some sunglasses singing "Space Cowboy". Or even better, "Digital Getdown". Then, just when you think the scene can't get any better, he bitch slaps Chris.

Lance: Oh, of course. There will be days where you haven't slept in three days, you've been in three different countries, and sometimes you'll just lose it. Ya just lose it, huh Lance? I always knew he was the crazy one in the group. That's why they wanted to get revenge on us webmasters in "Revenge of the Boyband"… not enough sleep. I hope Lance doesn't wind up joining the KKK accidentally after this exhaustive tour. Well, time to get into "Love Lance Luciously" mode to keep him lovin' the sistas.

CDNOW: How have you guys not killed each other after all this time? Sex, drugs, and rock and roll.

Lance: We've been together so long; we're really like brothers. Brothers have their disputes here and there, but we love each other, and that's where it is. You always make up. I'll bet they hate each other.

Lance: Oh, no more than 24 hours. Liar.

CDNOW: When you were going through all the legal stuff last year, did you consider breaking up? Breaking up shit, maybe, but not breaking up.

Lance: No. That only brought us closer together. We really became closer the whole last year with the lawsuit. Oh my gosh! You guys are gay now?

Lance: We like to go chill and relax. We do normal things like jet-skiing or scuba-diving, that kind of stuff. Or we just hang with our friends. Go to a club and have fun. You mean, "Go to a club and have sex." Nasty boy!

Lance: It's not going to change much. I do what I want to do anyway. In other words, "I drank alcohol before I was 21."

CDNOW: People must not check your ID. Damn right they don't!

Lance: Yeah, they don't really care [laughs]. … that you're an alcoholic.

CDNOW: Remember when the Backstreet Boys were on MTV, and they called 'NSync a bunch of copycats? I remember it… I wrote a whole commentary about it.

Lance: Yeah, we saw that. This is where it gets good.

Lance: It's not true. It's totally not true. They totally contradicted themselves in that whole interview. We won't go deeper than that, but it's sad. This is a good comment, but I have one question: Was it like, totally sad? Totally? ~LOL~ I'm done.

Lance: We totally respect those guys. We think they're great and that they do a great job at what they do. But, with us, we don't get to look at what other people are doing. We're so focused on what we're doing that if you start looking at other groups, you start worrying about things like that. We don't have time for that. I mean, why look behind you when you're going forward? Good answer. Damn good answer.

Lance: Exactly. But, you know, I don't know. I can't get into their heads. I don't know their deal. But it just made them look bad, and they totally lost a lot of respect from a lot of people. Like, totally?

CDNOW: Everyone knows how the boy-band story ends. Are you worried about being washed-up like one of those New Kids on the Block guys? LMAO at this point…

Lance: When we first got together, they were like, "You're going to be broken up in three years. You're going to change." Now we've been together for five years; it's still going strong with probably the biggest album of our career coming up. We stay positive. It's like a big family. Do you guys inbreed?

CDNOW: Yeah, but how are you going to avoid the backlash? Digital digital get down (whiplash!)… LOL I wanna whip 'em. Whip it! Into shape… shape it up… move ahead… go for it… get straight! It's not too late, to whip it… whip it good!

CDNOW: You're going to disappoint a lot of young girls if you change your act. I don't know about that. I personally can't wait to see what the chair dance from "For the Girl" has evolved into for "Digital Get Down" and "Space Cowboy".

Lance: We just have to live through it, and we have to last. We just have to prove to everyone that we're going to be around for long time. Okay, just live through the shitty sales of a third album. I'm sure the fourth will be off the hook, but the third might bomb. Seriously. If you can live through that, you'll prove that y'all are gonna be around for a while.