JOHNSON
Shift-KeyF1 =You do that again and I'm gonna haf ta woop yur ass. I don' care who you are!
Shift-KeyF2 =Shee-it. Now what am I supposed to do?
Shift-KeyF3 =I hear they're hiring at Microsoft. Maybe you could be a custodian, or sump'tin.
Shift-KeyF4 =I don't need this. Get chur pruny ass outta the tub!
Shift-KeyF5 =Watch this.
Shift-KeyF6 =Allow me to offer you one more opportunity to fail.
Shift-KeyF7 =Damn, I love this game.
Shift-KeyF8 =Thank you. Thank you very much.
Shift-KeyF9 =Now that weren't so bad, was it?
Shift-KeyF10 =I hope you'all is taking notes.
Shift-KeyF11 =And I thought we was good buddies.
Shift-KeyF12 =You're the best .
Ctrl-KeyF1 =All right. Now you've pissed me off!
Ctrl-KeyF2 =Don't spend it all in one place.
Ctrl-KeyF3 =Ah, this is boring.
Ctrl-KeyF4 =Oh, suck my Johnson!
Ctrl-KeyF5 =Now, now, now. That was unfair.
Ctrl-KeyF6 =I hate losing.
Ctrl-KeyF7 =That was like kissing your sister.
Ctrl-KeyF8 =Son of a bitch!
Ctrl-KeyF9 =Don- do- d- d- don't start that with me.
Ctrl-KeyF10 =Damn! I hate sharing.
Ctrl-KeyF11 =Yes! Heh, heh, heh. I deserved it!
Ctrl-KeyF12 =Ho, ho, this is a good one.
Alt-KeyF1 =I'll call you. And not in the morning! Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee.
Alt-KeyF2 =Another? Why sure.
Alt-KeyF3 =Ha, ha. I'm in love!
Alt-KeyF5 =Thank ya, Lar Boy. Are you like the carnivorous hooker? Do ya keep tips?
Alt-KeyF7 =Aw, like Daddy always said, "Insurance is gooder than nothing." Course, nobody ever did understand Daddy when he was drinking and kickin' mah fat ass!
Alt-KeyF8 =Well, sheet.
Alt-KeyF9 =Son of a bitch.
Alt-KeyF10 =Lame.
Alt-KeyF11 =Cheese and rice!
Alt-KeyF12 =Just like a White House intern, I blew it.
Shift-Ctrl-KeyF1 =I'm as happy as a sow in slop.
Shift-Ctrl-KeyF2 =Yee-haw!
Shift-Ctrl-KeyF3 =Damnation! I love this game.
Shift-Ctrl-KeyF4 =Sheet! That was better'n homemade bar-be-que. Can I say it again? Sheet!
Shift-Ctrl-KeyF5 =My Daddy always said, "Shut up!"
Shift-Ctrl-KeyF6 =You ain't such a bad dealer for a boy with such a purty mouth!
Shift-Ctrl-KeyF7 =That was better'n watching the Juggs hanging upside down again!
Shift-Ctrl-KeyF8 =How's that feel?
Shift-Ctrl-KeyF9 =You're grinning like a dog eatin' sheet.
Shift-Ctrl-KeyF10 =Ooh. Too bad.
Shift-Ctrl-KeyF11 =We'll miss you. Well, they will.
Shift-Ctrl-KeyF12 =How existential: while you are leaving, your money staying. Ha, ha, ha.
Shift-Alt-KeyF1 =Wha- what in the hell were you thinking 'bout? You eat paint chips as a kid, or sump'tin?
Shift-Alt-KeyF2 =You musta been watching me play this game. You're getting pretty good.
Shift-Alt-KeyF3 =Well, like my Daddy always used to say, "Better you than me!" My Daddy was kind of a turd.
Shift-Alt-KeyF4 =Collect 'em all. Swap 'em with your friends.
Shift-Alt-KeyF5 =Hey, nice one.
Shift-Alt-KeyF7 =Well, that was jes' plain dumb! What the hell was you thinkin'? Idiot!
Shift-Alt-KeyF8 =Come on, Lady Luck, kiss your Johnson!
Shift-Alt-KeyF9 =Oh! Oh! OH!
Shift-Alt-KeyF10 =Yee-friggin'-HAH!
Shift-Alt-KeyF11 =Yes!
Shift-Alt-KeyF12 =That was piss poor piddling doo doo squat!
Shift-Ctrl-Alt-KeyF1 =No BLEEPing way!
Shift-Ctrl-Alt-KeyF2 =Good.
Shift-Ctrl-Alt-KeyF3 =Thank you, Lord! Oh, thank you. Bless you.
Shift-Ctrl-Alt-KeyF4 =Son of a BLEEP! Well, kiss my BLEEP! Yee haw!!
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