The liquor habit = Quit! I rob health
A decimal point = I’m a dot in place
Debit card = Bad credit
The active volcanoes = Cones evict hot lava
Elvis = Lives
Presidential elections = I see politics enter land
The professional gambler = Reaps the blame for losing
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
Butterfly = Flutter by
The devotional songs = A hint of God’s love
Alec Guinness = Genuine class
A telephone girl = Repeating “Hello”
Snooze alarms = Alas! No more Z’s
The U.S. Library of Congress = It’s only for research bugs
Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
Year Two Thousand = A year to shut down
The railroad train = Hi! I rattle and roar
Western Union = No wire unsent
Seclusion = Closes us in
The nudist colony = No untidy clothes
Long distance telephones = Toll gained on speech sent
Hello Kitty = Kill the toy!
The California gold rush = Fools hunt a real rich dig
David Letterman = Nerd amid late TV
Revised edition = Edited revision
Alexander the Great = General taxed earth
The lost paradise = Earth’s ideal spot
Bastard = Sad brat
Medical consultations = Noted miscalculations
Pirates = Sea trip
The Florida vote recount = Done to cover their fault
Ralph Waldo Emerson = Person whom all read
Committees = Cost me time
Dennis Rodman = Odd in manners
The eyes = They see
Dormitory = Dirty room
The unmarried woman = Worried; hunt me a man
The married man = I’m her darn mate
An everlasting life = Safe, eternal living
Surtaxes = U.S. extras
Destruction of Jerusalem = Judea mourns for its elect
The Morse Code = Here come dots
A state reform school = Home to foster rascal
Thomas Alva Edison, the inventor = He lit homes, and over vast nation
The public art galleries = Large picture halls, I bet
Protection to American industries = O certain duties on certain imports
Deputy Coroners = Tend your corpse
The red, white, and blue = Hah, we bled under it
Ivanhoe, by Sir Walter Scott = A novel by a Scottish writer
Clint Eastwood = Old west action
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