"I am certainly bored," stated John.
Paul and John thought that the idea was great except for one small
detail that Paul pointed out. "Who are we to compete against, Peter?"
Paul asked.
The trio pondered a moment when Peter realized the answer: "We will
call up Satan and invite him to the dog show. I mean, we have all of
the finest dogs here in heaven, all of the World and National
Champions are here. His kennels are filled with the spoiled,
difficult and mean dogs. We are certain to win at the show!"
And so the trio calls up Satan on the other realm communication lines
and invited him to their dog show. Satan laughed and asked why they
would want to be humiliated like that, because he would certainly
beat
them.
Peter, Paul and John did not understand.
"What do you mean Satan?" Peter asked. "We have all of the National
and World Champion dogs in our kennels in heaven. How could you
possibly beat us?"
Satan paused a moment and then laughed: "Have you forgotten so soon,
gentlemen?"
"I have all the judges!"
One day in heaven, Saint Peter, Saint Paul and Saint John were
standing around near the dog kennels watching the dogs laying
around..
"Me too," Paul chimed in.
Peter stood and watched the dogs.
"I know!" Peter began."Why don't we
have a dog show?"
