::a teen-aged Gohan stands on stage with hundreds of screaming female fans before him. Gohan grabs the mic and begins to sing his hit song...::

He's into meditation
White capes and dragon balls
He'll do regeneration
To any limb that falls
Fighting's his occupation
Throwing ki to the moonlight
There's no relaxation
Not in day or night
He'll leave you in the forest
And then begin to train
He'll beat you within an inch of your life
He'll cause you lots of pain
Like a ki blast to your brain!

::Lots of jumping and mock-dancing appears here. Gohan begins to build up a sweat, dipping back with the mic.::

Upside inside out!
Livin with Piccolo-san-a
He will wear you down!
Livin with Piccolo-san-a
His ears are really big
His skin's the color of grass-a
He will wear you out!
Livin with Piccolo-san-a

Woke up far from the city
There was a really bad smell
He killed my dad
He had no pity
He must've trained me well
All he drinks is water
With other people,
he's not the same
Once you've spent time with him
You'll never be the same
He could make you go insane!

::Gohan erupts into SSJ mode!::

Upside inside out!
Livin with Piccolo-san-a
He will wear you down!
Livin with Piccolo-san-a
His ears are really big
His skin's the color of grass-a
He will wear you out!
Livin with Piccolo-san-a

He'll leave you in the forest
And then begin to train
He'll beat you within an inch of your life
Until your senses are lame
No, you'll never be the same!

::The halfbreed achieves SSJ2!::

Upside inside out!
Livin with Piccolo-can-a
He will wear you down!
Livin with Piccolo-san-a
His ears are really big
His skin's the color of grass-a
He will wear you out!
Livin with Piccolo-san-a!
Livin with Piccolo-san-a!!
Livin with Piccolo-san-a!!!
Livin with Piccolo-san-a!!!!

::The young warrior drops to his knees, his ki glowing brightly all around him::

Upside inside out!
Livin with Piccolo-san-a
He will wear you down!
Livin with Piccolo-san-a
his ears are really big
His skin's the color of grass-a
He will wear you out!
Livin with Piccolo-san-a!!!!
Livin with Piccolo-san-a!!!!!!!
Livin with Piccolo-san-a!!!!!!!!!!!
Livin with Piccolo-san-a!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::Gohan combusts on stage, sending Saiyjin/human blood and guts everywhere! The crowd continues to cheer and begin to chat::

Gohan...Gohan...Gohan...