A little bit of Kami in my life*
A little bit of Goku by my side
A little bit of gardening is all I need
A little bit of future is what I see
A little bit of flowers in the sun
A little bit of sleep all night long
I'm a little sidekick with mojo
A little bit of this makes me PoPo

And jump and go and travel through time
Don't flame me if this doesn't rhyme!
Put your hand on the ground
Take one step left
And one step right
Hey! Kami and I never fight!
Clap your hands once
And clap your hands twice
And if it looks like this
Then you are (really stupid for trying that dance) doing it right

A little bit of Tenshin in my life
A little bit of Chiaotzu by my side
A little bit of Kami is all I need
A little bit of Gohan is what I see
A little bit of Krillin in the sun
A little bit of hentai all night long
I'm the sidekick with mojo
A little bit of this makes me PoPo

I do all (the work around here)
To fall into slave labor for the guardian
I can't run and I can't hide
But I get dental and health
and it's nice up in the sky

A little bit of Piccolo in my life
Some gardening tools by my side
A little bit of respect is all I need
A little bit of Earth is what I see
A little bit of me in the sun
(that's why I'm so tan)
A little bit of Penthouse all night long
I'm the sidekick with mojo
A little bit of this makes me PoPo

*line credited to Vegeta