~ Uh I wanna, I want to buy some radio ad time.

~ No but, But yeah, But. Whoa! So this is Radio Land huh? The infinite turtle? The waves through the ether fuzz roll on forever? R-Roar-R-R! Can't close that. Hi, I Know what your thinking. This is weird but I hope I can handle it. {laughs}.You know? You're my fave. Me & Bubba my little brother, we listen to you every night. Music is my life! You know you're my fave, but I get to embarrassed to phone in my request. It's to disembodied you know? But, uhh - - ah! But now that we're here in flesh & blood I could maybe make a request & it'd still count huh? Well, what about, uh, Iron Butterfly? {laughs} You know like "In-a-vida-da-gadda,baby?" Oh it's heavy! You know, I've never been to a R-R-Radio Station Before. Do you think you could do me a tour, huh?

~ Oh boy! Okay. Yeah Sure!

~ Yeah a lamp.

~ Whoa!

~ Uh-huh. Rubber Man. I like him.

~ Oh.

~ Oh Mr.Shark! {laughs}

~ Very Nice.

~ Oh!

~ Ahh. {laughs}

~ E - X ... I - T! Exit! {laughs}

~ Oh! Goodnight!

~ Goodnight. {chuckles}

~ Goodnight! {laughs}

~ Hey! What about my request? You know. That Lefty Request Record? Th-that you honked out today? I loved that! Let's see, uh - - {makes noise like a chainsaw} {imatating gunshots, screaming} {laughs} Wh-what was that anyway? The Rambo III Soundtrack? {grunts} Gonna play it again? {breathing deeply} Sure would like it. Hey! Maybe I could get a copy! And - and you could autograph it! To uh,uh, "A Far-Out Fan"! What's in here?

~ Oh, where you keep the "golden oldies".? And uh - - & maybe uh - - the new music's in th - -.

~ Ow not me you dumb-ass. Get that girl! Get the girl!

~ Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! He dented my plate! Ow, my brain is burnin'! 'Nam flashback! 'Nam flashback! Ohh. Owww! Leatherface, You bitch, I'll - - Look what you did to my Sonny Bono wig 'do. Oh, godamn, I can't believe it. You got to buy me a new plate cover! You got to buy me a new plate cover, Leatherface. Ohh! Ohh! Oh. He's gonna send me back to the V.A. Hospital with this dent in my plate. {groaning} Well at least he didn't mess me up. {chuckles} Dog will hunt! Get that bitch, Leatherface. Get that bitch! {laughing} Dog will hunt.

~ Shit! Humble Pie! {laughs} Hurry up, Leatherface, hurry up, get that bitch!

~ Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain! {chuckles} Music is my life!

~ Hey! L-lick my plate you dog dick!

~ {laughs} Time for incoming mail! {whoop whoop} Ho Chi Minh!

~ A-one, & a-two, & a three.

~ Go you little bitch!

~ {laughing} Incoming mail!

~ Get that bitch, Leatherface! Get that bitch!

~ Leatherface {chuckles Heyaaaa}, did you get her Bubba? Did you get that bitch? She - - she was my fave, but she knew. And now nobody knows. {chuckling} Ah. Look what you did to my plate, you bitch! You got her? Did you get her good? Hey! Slap me five. {chuckles} I got one too. A bonus body! {cackling} Look at that beef. Help me get it out of here.

~ Whoa! Ohh. {laughing} Giddyap. {horn honking}

~ That's mine, mine. It's not Bubba's!

~ Wanna go to the movies? No crowds. Everybody's at the football parties.

~ Oh yeah? Kiss my plate, Mr. big shot. Maybe you forgot this chromedome bankrolled this little buisness. No lucky goof with a machete, no head wound. No head wound, no fancy rolling grill & go-go. Ain't no fool. Kiss it, don't forget it.

~ Peel that pig & slice him thick. That's my sweet pea. {chuckles}

~ Come on bubba. The Cooks out here & he wants some steak. You gotta run for that money now. Chase that dollar. Gotta go fast to catch it!

~ You fucked up again. I pick the middles {mocking} I, me, nobody, but.

~ {laughing} Right, "It's junk, quit, dump this, cook show", sell off this turkey. It's time. It's in the air. It's what the public wants. It's 'Nam Land!

~ Yeow! What the hell was that? I don't know, looked like a big big fireball.

~ {laughing maniaclly} Whoo! 'Nam Land, Napalm, Fire in the hole, Whoo!

~ Not now. It's 'Nam Land. It's a hit. It's a bang. It's a smash! 'Nam Land {laughs}

~ Naw Booger? How big? A big crazy booger. Let's haul butt bro.

~ No! It's the deejay, my fave.

~ Well Yeah! Leatherface killed her once already tonight. But look, she's red-faced. Bubba's been playing with her. Bubba likes her. Bubba's got a girlfriend. {singing} Bubba's got a girlfriend, Bubba's got a girlfriend, Bubba's got a girlfriend, Bubba's got a girlfriend, Bubba's got a girlfriend, Bubba's got a girlfriend, Bubba's got a girl - - {shouts & laughs}

~ {singing} Burn her like a rat. Burn her like a rat! Burn her like a rat! Burn her like a rat-rat-rat. Burn her like a rat!

~ It's family.

~ She's in the garbage now.

~ A-one, & a-two... & a-three!

~ {singing} Yes we do, we love you, we love you.

~ Ok now. Take it easy with grandpa, that's right, that's right, that's right, ok, easy with grandpa now. Oh, easy with grandpa.

~ Right. L-let's get on with it. Bingo!

~ {he he he he} Here come the judge. Here come the judge.

~ Ohhh hit her grandpa. hit her, hit her, hit her, hit her.

~ Hit her, hit her grandpa

~ Come on grandpa, hit her, hit that bitch, hit that bitch, awww. Come on grandpa, you can do it. You're the best. Slurpy, Slurpy. Aww come on grandpa, you can do it. You're the best. Come on grandpa! Come on grandpa! You're the best grandpa! Hit that bitch, grandpa. Hit her. Let's go grandpa. Come on grandpa, hit her. Come on grandpa, you're the best. Yeah! Ooh that's good isn't it grandpa? Ha, grandpa. Get that bitch now grandpa. Get her now grandpa. You can do it. Let's go grandpa. Hit that bitch! Hit that bitch! Come on grandpa. He he he. Come on grandpa, awwwweeewww.

~ It's ok grandpa. Oh all right, slurpy booty time, hey, hey.

~ {singing} Bringing in the sheaves, bringing in the sheaves, we will come rejoicing, bringing in the sheaves.

~ Goin down now.

~ Goin down now, goin down now.

~ Here I come you hog bitch. You hog bitch. Dead end girl. It's a dead end now. Dead end city. Look at my face. Look, Look! {laughs} It's like death eatin' a cracker isn't it? Huh? Huh?

~ No! G-get away from her. Get away. Yeow. Don't touch her.

~ No! Grandmom! No-o-o-o! Grandmom! Grandma! Grandma.

~ You killed her, you hog bitch!