After checking out all the requirements for "Tough Enough"..my brother convinced me i should apply! So that is what i did..but they needed a 3 minute tape as well! What was i going to do? My brother made a phone call...and the match was set...a Grudge Match with that big monsterous guy i fought before, only this time...my brother assured me i would have an "edge". NO NO NO not that edge...an advantage! I hurried to the practice center..and my brother helped me learn some new moves to use on Gulliver *rolls eyes*. Dude Love was there to photograph for me.
First Mr. Sexyboy got in the ring and started prancing around...over confident because he beat me the last time...but i was sneaky...i got in good with one of the crew there who helped put him down while i climbed up on the turnbuckle.
i dont look so small NOW do i buddy!
I then shook my head and yelled...WHAAAAZZZZZUUUUUP and dove off!
my brother yelled "OLD SCHOOL" and i climbed the turnbuckle just like he taught me...started walking the ropes with the beasts arm!
yea! not so funny now huh Stretch! I started to really crank it..and was about to jump off and do a devestating smash to his shoulder!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
OMG i cant move! that HURT!!!
Naturally he went for the pin..i was barely able to breath!
But like my brother said *weg* i had the advantage. My brother got the refs attention! Yesssssss!
that gave me just enough time to kick out before the ref saw the pin!
OH NO!!! THAT REALLY TICKED HIM OFF GOOD! he started to blatently choke the life out of me!!! heeeeeeeeeeeelp!!!
Ok...so that was when my brother ran in to save me!
Ohhhh Yessssss! The master of mind games strikes!
Holy Cow! Triplets! *looks at Paul Bearer*...how many brothers do i have for Gods sake?
They all ran out of the ring before the referee saw them..and i hooked the leg..and got the 1...2...3! YESSSSSSS! *does victory dance*
Sportsmanship? Screw that! I want PAY BACK!
AND PAY BACK I GOT!
So now i BEANIE finally got my notification back from Tough Enough and they were very impressed with my ring abilities, my handsome looks...yea yea..scroll back up sucka..look at my eyes...would i lie? They said a little red fuzzy Giant killing Beanie is just what they need! You saw it on the internet..it MUST be true!
