hope this
never happens to you
Hope that during a competetion you dont fall under the tarp while running... .
and if you do dont just lay there lol flap around or something garunteed pepole
will never forget it.
Hope you dont pop out of your top in those slutty costume your instructor makes
you wear
Hope you aren't the guard with the worst reputation in your circuit
hope you dont hit yourself during band camp and have your forehead swell up worst
than quazi moto and have 70 people go dude does it hurt
Hope you dont make a mistake which results in a penalty wich in turn costs your
guard a trip to finals
Hope that cute guy you've been eyeing at all the competetions isnt gay
Hope you dont do somethig stupid like try and play basket ball and end up breakingyour
finger and are out for a whole season
Hope its not raining
Hope you dont become the guard bitch
hope you dont have toliet papr stuck to your uniform when exiting the bathroom
these are all from this really coool chicka,kristin kaminski !
hope that you dont fall on the gym floor during a transition or worse in the middle
of the band during a drill move.
hope that you flag doesnt get caught in the back of you costume the one day you
wear flowered underwear instead of white
hope that you dont step on and trip on you costume
hope that you dont forget that you have preformance make up on and rub your eyes
right before you have to go on
hope that it doesnt start to rain in the middle of your preformance
hope that you remember to put all the caps back on you make up when trying to
do make up on a bumpy bus
hope that you arent behind someone who is spraying hair spray on the bus
hope that when your boyfriend/crush comes to congradulate you on a good job that
you dont have sweat stains
hope that you never have to run through the drum line
hope that you arent hit when you pass in front of the trombones
hope that it doesnt get windy right before your big toss
hope that you dont hit and knock over a prop coming onto or off of the floor
believe me these are the worst almost all of them have happened to me or some
one i have talked to in another guard. and i hope these NEVER happen to you talk
about most embarrassing guard moments!!!! kristin kaminski TWHS Colorguard!!!
c/o 2003
got any more send them to me!