Laws Of Colorguard

If any toss can be dropped, it will be.

If any toss can’t be dropped, it will be.

After things go from bad to worse, spin.

When the going gets tough, spin

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Complex drill spots have simple, easy-to-understand, wrong ways to get there

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You never know who’s right, but you always know who the judges think is right.

When you don’t know what you’re doing, do it with a smile on your face and your chin up.

Whatever misfortune comes, it could only be worse if you weren’t on guard.

Spinning is not the answer. Spinning is the question. “Yes” is the answer.

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