Here's 10 ways to tell if someone you know is teaching colorguard....


1. They sudddenly disappear on weekends.
2. They talk about "the season" and they don't mean Winter, Spring, Summer and Fall.
3. Their video collection is filled with strange three letter words...WGI, DCI...
4. They are experts with an ace bandage.
5. They can talk at lengths about color, vocabulary, and spacial pathways.
6. They live out of their car.
7. When getting or giving directions, they use high schools as landmarks.
8. They have a seemingly endless supply of white electrical tape.
9. They can sew.
10. Anything you need is in their backpack.

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