Q: How many Wolf members does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Only one, but it has to be Lasher.
Q: How many Loners does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Guess...
Q: How many Outcast members does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Four - one to put it in and 3 to raise the 25 million gold required.
Q: How many Twinlobe members does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three - Two to discuss the reality of darkness. The third to bring up the fact that because bulb would go out again due to the laws of entropy, it is really not worth changing.
Q: How many Watchmen members does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two - One to replace it, the other to write "Watchmen's Charitable Lightbulb" on it.
Q: How many Chaos members does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but he'll insist on calling it a "Limited Incandescent Glowing Hotchpotch: Tethered Burning Utopian Luminous Ball".
Q: How many Seekers members does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Nine - Three to find a new bulb, three to replace it exactly, and three to find out why it went out in the first place.
Q: How many Shadowkill members does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Fifteen - One to screw it in and the rest to fido him triple heal potions.
Q: How many Emerald members does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 81 - They like to do everything togther.
Q: How many Light members does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Four - One to change it and three clanleaders to debate which of the five virtues the bulb broke.
Q: How many Dragon members does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three - but their method is suspiciously similar to several other clans...
Q: How many Baal members does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, but took takes 13 of them to turn it to the dark in the first place...
Q: How many Hook members does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Six - One to replace it and five to keelhaul the bloke who let it go out in the first place.
Q: How many Bard members does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three - The first to write about it, the second to sing about it, and the third to watch another clan actually change it.
Q: How many Crusader members does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but they don't replace it, they just heal the old one.
Q: How many Xunti members does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two...and two llamas...
Q: How many Amazon's does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None they make the breedstock do it.
Q: How many Tanelorn members does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two, one to change it and one to do a trivia question about it.
Q: How many Dohbie's does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None they can't find it.
Q: How many Imperium members does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: It depends, family chores rotate weekly....
Q: How many Newbies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: It's in the guide.
Q: Puck?
A: One - But he will refuse to change it until he has collected an insane ammount of Quest Points!
