Top 10 Signs That Your Roommate
is in Shadokil
This was written by the clannie Draken after a little tizzy with Shadokil on the Personal board ;)
10. Constantly says things like, "Do you think there's life after death?"
9. You are awakened more than twice a week by poisonous reptiles crawling about your bedroom.
8. Constant maniacal chuckling whenever it's his turn to make breakfast.
7. Asks if you know any good ideas for removing blood stains from "Work Clothes."
6. When asked about the hole he dug in the back yard, he said he was building you a swimming pool.
5. He has a habit of pushing your mom down the stairs when she visits.
4. He has a habit of pushing your dad down the stairs when he visits.
3. He has a habit of pushing YOU down the stairs.
2. Claims that the ever increasing pile of cloth covered lumps in the basement is just deer meat he's holding for a friend.
AND THE NUMBER 1 SIGN THAT YOUR ROOMMATE IS A MEMBER OF SHADOKIL...
1. He has a tendency to throw knives at you every time you leave the room.
