There is an ancient method of divination the fae use to reveal deep truths and answer questions. The seer takes stones with letters carved into them and spells out a word he wishes to investigate, then drops the word into a bag. After shaking the bag he draws the stones out of the bag, spelling out an insight into the word. I have done this with the clans of aardwolf - and got some rather interesting results. Theses results follow
Crimson Horde: What secret chant do crimson members say in their sleep? "Ohm...I scorn
Red"
Baal Clan: What is this "Dark
One" they speak of? Its a Ncaa Ball!
White Dragon: their most pressing
question - "Who grind tea?"
Xunti: Tnxui hmmmm - makes about as much sense as the clan ;)
Hook Clan:What do these guys want to do? Hock Loan
Crusader:They share everything! they are a USSR Cadre!
Wolf Clan:What do they like to eat? How about a Lawn Floc!
Bard Clan:How will they be dressing for their next play? They'll be
Barn Clad!
Twinlobe:Belt Wino!
Daoine Sidhe:These guys are so small that if I tried to hide behind
a faerie, I'd hide a nose!
Retribution:This clan's motto? "I
Be Riot Runt!"
Vanir Clan:Who's in charge of these guys? They are Calvin ran! In fact, I think they are
starting up G.R.O.S.S. soon!
Light Clan:What do they call themselfs when others aren't looking? Call night!
Emerald:What's the only non green thing in their hall? A red elm!
Chaos Mages:What do you call that odd smell in their clan hall? Macho Gases!!!
Watchmen: Their speed of thought is Mach Newt! As fast as a newt can go!
Imperium:A startling confession from their clannies! "I'M IMPURE!"
Outcast clan:Why were they really outcasted? for practicing the Satan Occult!
Shadokil Order:What *do* you call that sound they make when they
are PKed? I'd call it an odd oral shriek!
Ukpc - Remember, it's HUMOR!
