If I were an imm,
What would I do?
A pwipe here,
Or a siteban there?
I could nochannel the players,
For making bad moves...
Or what if I really,
Really,
Really,
Wanted to get a couple million tp?
. o O (I could get em buy a push of a finger)
But shhhhh, don't tell em that.
Enter a clan,
Scare em half to death,
The wonders of Aard.
Or would I animate the Questor...
And not let anyone have qps! 
I could steal their aardeq!
Oh yes, that is it!
If I were an imm,
I could create,
That wonderful 5,000,000 hr/dr item,
And run around gas breathing rooms,
All throughout the mud.
I could reset the 999,999 mobs killed,
So they had to start all over again.
The wonders of Aard,
Of being an imm.
i could get meself a big ole manor,
And deck it out,
With portals to clanhalls...
If only,
I were an imm.