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Good evening, fellow Faeries of the Daoine Sidhe. I'm your news reporter,
Joelz. tonight's top story: commotion in Midgaard
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Our unreliable sources recently reported to us that the citizens of Midgaard were discontent. I went out to listen to some of them, and see what they had to say. Here are the results:
Hassan says 'Don't kill and steal from players or I shall be forced to attack you.'
Farouk says 'Stop changing me! yes this means you.'
Incinerator bot asks 'Why is everybody always picking on me?'
Nice Questor exclaims 'I'll take pleasure in guttin' you boy!'
The beastly fido says 'GGGRRRRrrrrr...'
The Beggar says 'Please..'
Barney the loser chuckles 'I love you, you love me and aren't I just too cute to kill? :)'
Jar Jar Binks says 'Yousa come join my friends at jarjarmustdie.com yousa like.'
Seven foot smurf says 'Anyone seen Smurfette? I've got something for her.'
The leather worker says 'Everyone looks better in leather.'
The vagabond demands 'Care to be my next victo...er, friend??'
An alley cat says 'Hisssss'
The thief sings 'BACK IN BLACK.... :O'
The ancient potion-brewer says 'I have the perfect potion for you.'
The pet shop boy asks 'What is that smell?'
The assassin leers 'Pssst...pssst...over here ;)'
Captain Ahab exclaims 'Aargh!'
Sinbad the Sailor asks 'Come to visit this old salt have ya?'
Esme asks 'What will it be hon?'
The Cityguard exclaims 'Halt!'
The cityguard asks 'May I help you?'
The swan sings 'I'm so pretty..oh so pretty..I'm as pretty and something, blah blah...:O'
The duckling asks 'What's up with the swan?'
The duck says '. o O ( quack )'
Well, folks, that's it for tonight. Tune in tomorrow next week for 'Ivar's sex scandals'. Good night.
By Joelz
