*Runs out of the clan hall, hideous sounds of women screaming, and cackling men pour from the hall*
Attention Daoine is in need of serious help!
The ratios of single men to single women is at a critical level! The men have resorted to hitting on anything remotely female.
Yesterday Stormheart had his back turned to Letheron.
Lethy mistaking Storm for a girl pinched his butt...
The scary thing is Storm turned around and blushed
like a little school girl.
Times are getting desperate! Single females please...
*Letheron peeks his head out of the window and points
*Stormheart comes running out of the clan hall wearing
a speedo and holding a deck of cards*
Stormheart exclaims 'Shala come play strip poker!'
Please for fae sakes, single females apply!
*Shala runs screaming into the hills*
