Watch this *decapitates a fido spraying blood everywhere*
Ugg what a mess my new armour ruined with blood and right before the clan war tonight.
The world is full of messy situations. It seems you can't enter a fight anymore without the odd entrail, arm, or head covering you in gore.
What can remove stains like these?
Well just bring that soiled armour down to the Daoine dry cleaning service. We clean, we mend, we polish, and armourall. By we of course I mean the group of hungry dwarf children from the dwarf daycare whom we pay one gold per week for there services.
So its up to you my friends go to the war with crusty chainmail and be laughed at or take em to Daoine dry clean service and blind your enemies with brilliant cleanness.
THINK DAOINE! THINK CLEAN!
Brought to you by Goat God Pan.
We received this response to Pan's advertisement for Daoine Dry Cleaning Services:
-*( Paces up and down the room )*- The NERVE!
My own husband going against me, I knew I declared him
as a challenger, but this is an outright attack
THIS MEANS WAR!
-*(smiles and turns towards the camera)*- Good Samartians of Aardwolf, Do you know see why we need to help these poor fido's?!
One just died for a lousy commercial! The Save the Fido Foundation now needs your help more then ever. we need to stop these "INFIDELS" who EVER they may be.
For those who haven't been keeping up a grand total of 200k has been donated had since then we have had 32 Fido victories that I know of. And I believe with your support that we can do even better.
-*(holds up Chico, who is now plump)*- thanks to all the previous donations Chico has found a place to live, he even has a job now. He hands out quest, and soon he'll open up a bank, a fido service, and other great services. See If I can save this Fido can't I save more?
Shala, President of the Save the Fido Foundation
