Sprite by © Brian Froud

Here's a lil excerpt from a conversation I just had, given in surround text for your viewing pleasure :):

Casshan tells you 'Hey what are the stats on those gloves and where can I get them?'

You tell Casshan 'They are special gloves of my faerie roots, only the strongest, or the most doped up on drugs, may buy them'

Casshan tells you 'What are the stats on them?'

You tell Casshan '45 hit roll, 50 damage roll, and they give permanent flying and visegrip.'

You tell Casshan 'They also have the ability to summon a special fae in combat which will vorpal a mob within 10 rounds in case you can't kill it on your own' 

Casshan tells you 'Wow those are neat gloves'

You tell Casshan 'If you think these are cool, you should see our leggings, +100/+100, permanent sanc, and they make special brownies with spells on them repop in the room you're in'

Casshan tells you 'How much will it be for you to buy me one?'

You tell Casshan '5 platinum'

Casshan tells you 'Where do you get platinum?'

You tell Casshan 'From the platinum tree, of course'

Casshan tells you 'Where's that?'

You tell Casshan 'It's by that cookie vendor that sells the quest point cookies'

Casshan tells you 'what quest point cookies?'

You tell Casshan 'Daoine has a special ability, if you eat one of the special cookies right before you quest complete, you get 10 bonus quest points every time'

Casshan tells you 'Really?  Wow'

You tell Casshan 'Yeah, it's pretty neat'

Casshan tells you 'sigh, I was thinking about joining Daoine, but I don't know the areas that well, I was talking to some vampire from your clan about joining'

You tell Casshan 'We don't have any vampires in Daoine'

Casshan tells you 'Yes you do, I was talking to one'

You tell Casshan that's our special skill, Delerium, we can use it to make non clanned players think they are talking to a Daoine or a certain raced player when they really aren't...makes you delerious'

Casshan tells you 'Then who was I talking to?'

You tell Casshan 'Probably Fufa' 

  Casshan tells you 'Fufa is in Baal'

You tell Casshan 'Usually, but on the 2nd and 4th Tuesday and Saturday of every month she changes clans to hang out with us'

Casshan tells you 'Oh ok'

Casshan tells you 'wouldn't that get expensive to always outcast like that?'

You tell Casshan 'Naw, Lasher gave her a special ability to unoutcast herself at no cost so she could eat our cookies'

Casshan tells you 'Where is that cookie dealer anyways?'

You tell Casshan 'He's by the brownie dealer'

Casshan tells you 'Where's the brownie dealer?'

You tell Casshan 'By the herring and trout dealer' 

Casshan tells you 'Where is that?'

You tell Casshan 'Heh, explore, grasshopper.  Now go with milk, my child'

OK that's all of it :)

Xanathos