You too can make your own Pyre! Just follow the following recipe carefully and if done correctly, you can have a clan of your own! (Kind of like those seamonkey thingies, eh?)
Pyre in a Bowl
- 1 cup of sarcasm
- 1 tbsp. KMart
- 3/4 cup strangeness
- 1 1/2 cups randiness (preferably stale)
- 1 1/2 cups raunchiness
- 2 tbsp. frustration
Mix 3/4 cup sarcasm and the following ingredients, except for oil, until lumpy. Do not overstir! (You'll have a big sticky mess on your hands...and the rest of you, for that matter.)
Transfer to a defense room (must be empty) and smash well. Form into 12 lumps, and lace with remaining sarcasm. Bake at 350 until hard and burnt. Sprinkle
with oil of kinkiness. Serve in bondage with whips and chains.
Want more recipes for other clans? Send 50tp and 20 million gold to:
Dawnie
P.O. Box 6969
Kinky Bunny Land, Aardwolf
Disclaimer - This isn't meant as a insult, just fun. If you're taking it badly, it's not my fault.
