My name is Namand. Namand be a good boy. My mommy used to say I was Royalty and that I needed to act like it. So I watched everything my mommy did and I'm going to be just like her. She has lots of male friends. My mommy was the prettiest woman I knew and I get my good looks from my mommy so I am going to have lots of girl friends.
I am named after my grand father Namon. I like grandpa I want to be like him too. Grandpa has two wives. I once heard him say that it would take 5 real women to please him. I want to be really happy so I am going to have 6 wives. Mommy told me I could only have 1 wife. I don't think she wanted me to be happy.
My gwammie is the Queen of the Almorian Guardians. She used to play all the time with me before she got married again. I don't think her new husband liked me because gwammie doesn't play with me anymore. I miss my gwammie shes the only one who used stop mommy from beating me when she was up late at night drinking.
He pulls a sling shot from behind his back and aims it at the Ivory Horse the Knight is riding by on. He sees the horse fall over about 25 feet up and he runs over to the knight. Your horse got spooked by that wolf Mr. Are you ok? He sees a daggar laying on the ground and he picks it up and hides it behind his back. I sure hope your horse is ok. He kicks the horse when the Knight isn't looking. He watches as the knight mounts the horse and rides off. Namand pulls out his sling shot and shoots the horse in the butt.
Namand hears his nanny calling his name and hides behind a tree. When she passes by he pulls the sling shot out once more. I borrowed this from my uncle Olly. I like uncle Olly. Uncle Olly is my sister Ramies daddy. I guess he doesn't like me as much as he does Ramie because hes not my daddy. I like to visit uncle Olly when the nanny turns away from me to tend to Ramie. Uncle Olly leaves his Ale around and then i drink it. It tastes awful but everyone else seems to like it so I drink it.
He walks over to the Keepers-Haven and runs in. He sees Mystic and runs into her and knocks her over. I got you again big butt. Big butt!! Big butt!!! Don't you dare hit me or I'll tell my uncle Olly you were calling me names again.
He sees his uncle Olly and he runs over and tugs on her leg. OLLY! OLLY! Pick me up! He picks him up and the daggar falls to the floor. "Where did you get that from Namand?" Olly I don't want to get anyone in trouble but your uncle Black made me take it. I told him I'm not supposed to play with sharp things but he made me take it and said it was our secret. I'm not lying Olly. Namand be a good boy.
He starts crying and buries his head into Rolands chest.
Uncle Olly lets me live with him and I am a dragon slayer and king. I am King of the IAA (I Am Alone). After My gwammie took my name off the family scrolls and my momma disappeared with that man I followed uncle Olly. I take care of uncle Olly now.
He lifts his head and notices someone has left a gun on the table behind him and his eyes light up. Namand be a good boy.
Last updated January 9, 2005
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