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These are reviews from various sources. If you download our demo or have seen us live, send in a review...

Demo Reviews

Stagedive Suicide - Super Ultra Killer Demo Turbo Edition!! Reviews
Reviewed by: D.I.T.M
Formerly Social Overdose?, never got to hear them in that form, Mp3.com has given me dns errors forever (fuck you mp3.com). 6 tracks 4:05 minutes of experimental from Earth? 2'nd demo
Fucking weird, has fast techno drum beats, keyboards, some guitars and multiple voices. no idea how much is samples and whats played. singer (high) sounds like a record scraching often (cool).

many different sounds, samples, voices, noise. loosely structured and sparadic, and i'll say it again weird. all the songs have different keyboards, samples so you'll have to check them out for yourself for anything much more detailed. its pretty noisey, experimental sounding but put together good. you can check it out for yourself since the band put the whole demo on thier website for you to hear (3.78MB). the first demo is also posted there for you to hear though i havent (yet)



Reviewed by: Pete of Pete and Pete from Pete and Pete
Rating: 08/10
this son of a bitch is odd one to tackle.lots of programming and noise and samples. i downloaded this off their page and i was like what th efuck. lots of shit going on but it's really cool.ive never heard shit like this be4. i would actually consider buying the fulllength lp if it was cheap.i reccomend you downloading this son of a bitch cause there's nothing like this shit be4! [this review was edited for clarity -- it was harder to read back then if you can believe it - ac]


Reviewed by: xOPAQUEx (]N[iTRo)
Rating: 100/10
Stagedive Suicide's latest effort Super Ultra Killer Demo Turbo Edition!! is a devistating display of musical genius. The band does not only entertain and intrigue the listener, but also ventures to create their own unique genre in the process. Described at best, Stagedive Suicide is beautiful, brutal, graciously destructive noisecore, but just plain old noisecore does not begin to describe this amazing new band, this will be a land mark album for generations to come! Strangely enough, while listening to this album, I think back to the joyfull care-free episodes, curling up next to a nintendo with a good buddy for a spirited round of Mega-Man. A side-note to all the kiddies out there, this is not your mom's landmark album. If you have heart problems, are with-child, or have a history of mental illness, please refrain from popping this sucker in, however tempting it may be. The album is recommended if you want to develop mental illness, but if you've already got one you'd best keep your distance. Otherwise, run out and grab it right away! Every second past this moment that you are not listening to Stagedive Suicide, you are completely wasting, get it now!


Stagedive Suicide - Alpha Omega Double Supreme Ejackulater Machine Demo: Part Deux!! Reviews
Reviewed by: InFiNitE]
Stagedive Suicide is another one of the many projects formed by the infamous buttfucker known as Adam Cooley. This will be a track by track review so umm... yeah. Here goes:

Track One : Everybody In Vests
Well as i click on this an opened winamp the guitar was cool then the noise core intro almost made me shit my pants. The title sounds like one of those shitty ass gap commercials and is quite full of hate as are all of his songs. Well back to the song the programming is mad and the screamin is harsh and to top it all off it ends with a sort of melodic fantasy of buttfucking.

Track Two : Straight Edge Labotomy
Hmm... the starting sucks the verse sucks, the song is about Adam hating being straight edge even tho he says hes straight edge but doesnt want to admit it, what a fag. This song sucks so you better fuckin listen to it.

Track Three : It Came From Above!
A nice intro, good programming. The sample sounds like someone shaking a can of spray paint or something. For once you can understand the lyrics so thats a bonus and uhh it has a mad cool outro. I'd have to say its my fav.

Track Four : Gun-to-Head Guide to Better Living
The intro is messed, its full of mad death sex quotes and shit like that. (ie. DILDO FUCK ME TILL I BLEED TO DEATH I ONLY FUCK YOU ON THE RAG) then it ends with sell out coma who didnt even write the damn outro its a fuckin pre made song in fruity loops by "The Cure" ya silly bitch u cant pass that shit with me and then some weird ass noise at the end. Its cool tho.

Track Five : Pink Bunny Bomb
This song rules. I classify it ass Chipmunk Dildo Core. Fuck! Good Programmin :D

Track Six : Lollipop Novacaine
Well im getting tired of typing but fuck so this song sucks but i like it. cool intro prog. and umm i bet its about adam's obsession with lollipop porn even tho he wouldnt like to admit it and uhh putting novacaine on his cock so he can whack off to lollipop porn for 9 hours straight until his cock bleeds. I just farted.

Track Seven : Vectorman vs Spark Mandrill
Well the nigger intro will offend many people, so thats cool i guess. Cool guitar. This is a racist-core song i guess. fuck you die

Track Eight : 7 Inch Headshot
Adam wants Max Cavelra to contract a terminal disease. enough said

secret song is cool, sounds like some shit about relation ships and shit then he sneeks some noise core in and i hear some shit off a tv or something... well peace, i suck, this review sucked, this album was cool so rock on STAGEDIVE SUICIDE@!!#$@#


 

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