One day i noticed that charlie was paying more attention to his game than to breathing.
So i sprayed him with carpet foamer.
He got wise to me and he made a sparkly sheild out of wrapping paper.
When i neutralized his sheilds...he hid in the closet
After awhile he got hungry so he came out and tried to steal my camera
i chased him around and he ran to the kitchen and reached behind the calendar...where we keep our flyswatters.
After swatting me to death, charlie went back to his game, but i managed to shave off his afro before i died.
The end.
go back...
