"We are guys. ..so we must not listen to the band teacher and disobey his rules...and keep playing until he yells at us and causes all the girls in the band to look at us and check us out..." ~Kathy

"Why can't people who give advice take their own [advice]?" ~Loretta

"Sure, there are other fish in the sea....that is, if you like fish. I, personally, prefer men, but they are much harder to come by." ~Jen

"Beware of people who flatter you. They either want candy or money." ~Jen

"You will have to get stupid, jump buildings, take risks and make mistakes before you can truly be in love" ~Steven

"Bros before hoes; chicks before dicks." ~Denise

"You'll always be better than someone, and someone will always be better than you." ~Loretta

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