Her name was Lola,
She was a showgirl.
She wore a moose in her hair
And had some pink underwear.
At the Wilkie, Wilkenson Center
The RMs romancin'
At the Wilkie, Wilkenson Center.
She met an RM.
His name was David.
He had a sweet spirit to share,
But was losing all his hair.
They met at the Wilkie, Wilkenson Center
The premies were sighin'
The Cougars were dyin'
At the Wilkie, Wilkenson Center
David romanced her
And asked for her hand.
Lola fell upon the floor,
And prayed to be 24.
At the Wilkie, Wilkenson Center.
She woke up from her dreamin'
And realized in NC she was schemin'
About the Wilkie, Wilkenson Center.