This tall dark and handsome man (well, relatively. As he likes to say, he's taller than a pygamy but not as dark as one) is currently corrupting high schoolers' math skills in Turlock California. He used to be known as *the mack* and Captain Grammar. Of course, he also used to jump off the couch with a blanket tied around his neck while chanting, "Superman Waistband." Sadly, that too is of the past. He is currently living with his wife, Amy (I think that's her in the wedding dress), who I hear he is pretty serious about.
