Adam's Song
Name: Adam Van Tassel
Location: Lynn, Massachusetts
Birthday/Age: May 21, 1982; 18.
School: N/A. Expelled.
Number of siblings: One. Gots me a sister... She's a bitch!
Number of pets: Two retarded cats, two idiot hamsters.
Last CD you listened to: "Live Aus Berlin" - Rammstein
Last thing you watched on TV: Johnny Bravo
Favorite thing to watch on TV: Johnny Bravo, The Man Show, Howard Stern.
Shoe size: Not sure.... it wore off my sneakers. They's old.
Favorite color(s): Black, Metallic Red, Chrome, Dark Purple
Favorite food: MEAT!
Favorite season: Fall, except for school.
OK, NOW WE'RE GETTING MORE PERSONAL
What kind of car do you want? A '69 Black Mustang... but fuck cars, give me a Harley.
What do you use your computer for? Internet, porn, annoying people.
Where did you last buy something to eat? Wendy's.
Where did you last dine (sit down and eat)?
Do you drink? Yes.
Do you smoke? Yes.
Do you do drugs? Weed when I can get it.
YOUR HABITAT
How many phones are in your room? None.
Do you have any inflatable furniture? Nope.
Do you have a TV in your room? Yes.
Do you allow your siblings in your room? I don't live with my sister.
How many CD's do you own? 90 or so.
Do you have a stereo in your room? Yeah. Well, I did. Now I use a CD boombox.
What did you ask for for your last birthday? Money, I believe.
Does your room look like a 5 year olds room? I'm not that neat.
BELIEFS
Do you believe in God? No.
Do you believe in religion? No.
Is meat murder? No... Meat is food.
Do you believe in others? I believe the "other" Erin owes me about twenty bucks, if that counts.
ESTEEM
On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being highest, rate your self esteem: 3. 6 when drunk.
Have you ever walked up to someone you don't know and talk to them? Yeah.
Have you ever asked your crush out? Yeah... Fuck you, Erin.
Are you afraid to talk loudly? Depends on who I'm with.
LOVE
Have you ever been in love? Yes.
What do you look for in a boyfriend? I'm not gay.
Have you ever had your heart broken? Yeah.
Do you currently have a girlfriend? Hell yes.
SHIT THAT DOESN'T MATTER
Do you play video games? Not quite as much as I used to, but yeah.
When was the last time you went to the mall? August 17th
Where's your favorite hang out? I spend most of my time in my basement.
Do you swim often? Nope. My pool is too damn small for my liking.
PEOPLE
Can you name all your friends? Yeah, not like I have that many.
Who is your #1 Best Friend? Matt.
Who makes you laugh the most? Matt and Brian. Mattnick, Erin and the other Matt have their moments, too. Basically the whole "loser gang".
Who makes you smile? Girls.
Who do you understand the most: Nobody, really..
Who do you hate? Ugh.. my list of people makes War and Peace look like a birth control pamphlet.
Do you know anybody that doesn't shower? Probably... a few smell pretty rancid.
Who was the last person you met? Erin
Your most embarrassing situation: No comment.
The last time you cried: That time I accidentally sat on my balls.
The last time you were mad at someone: I'm constantly pissed at someone.
The last time you thought you were nuts: Nuts? Me? Never...
Your greatest achievement: Mastering the art of jumping into a chair without sitting on my balls.
Your greatest failure: Too many to list..
What do you most look forward to when you grow up? Being a hermit with my 7' pet Boa Constrictor...
Kids will not walk by my house THEY WILL RUN! RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN!
What is your favorite song? "Mother" by Danzig, "Last Caress" by the Misfits, "Du Hast" by Rammstein
QUESTIONS THAT JAMIE ADDED
Addicted to: Computers.
Worst Habit: Biting my fingernails.
Last time I wore a skirt or dress: Why...never.
Longest consecutive amount of time spent meditating: Never.
Things you will never hear me say:
"Put on some Eminem."
"Where's Marty?"
"Barney is my hero, man!"
Things I have blown up: Frogs, small woodland creatures.
Things I would like to blow up: Boy Bands, Jordan
Favorite Fast Food: Wendy's chicken sandwich.
Religion: Heresy.
Favorite Beatle: The one I fried with my zippo today.
Favorite Brady: A dead one.
People I think would make the perfect gay couple: I don't play matchmaker with men in my head, thank you very much.
Favorite Letter: X.
Favorite numbers: 420, 666, 1414.
Bad Actor: Lots...
Number of first cousins I have: Fuck if I should know.
Number of second cousins I have: If I don't know how many first cousins, why would I know this?
Favorite French Phrase: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
Favorite German Phrase: Ich bin doch nur ein Gigolo.
MORE POINTLESS PERSONAL STUFF
Have You Ever Mutilated Yourself: Take a look at my arms and judge for yourself.
How Do You Control Your Anger: Let it all build up, then snap and destroy anything and everything that pisses me off.
A Word You Hate: "Aight", and when Matt says "Dude!".
Fave Word To Say: Awh nutz.
Names You Like: Samantha, Nikki, Shawn, Damien, Michelle
Have Any T-Shirts With Phrases On Them: "I Dress This Way To Bother You."
A Trend You Hate: Boy bands.
A Store You Hate: Disney Store.
A Word You Invented That Everyone Uses: Bah; Slapnutz.
Last Dream Was About: Fighting off a bloodthirsty waffle after getting it on with Jamie.
Why Do People Use Drugs: To get high.
Why Do People Drink: To get drunk.
Why Ask Why: To quote the 25th letter of the alphabet, why else?
Nicknames: Manson, Myz(ery), Vamp Man, Misery Machine, Caveman, etc.
Straight, Gay, or Bi: Straight as an arrow, toots.
Best Advice Ever Given To You: Sitting on balls causes pain; Don't do it.
Coolest Experience In Life: Gettin' crowds of 200 gathered around to see me smash my head into a locker.
Smartest Thing You've Ever Done: I dunno.
Stupidest Thing You've Ever Done: Too many to list.
The Name Of Your First True Love: Jamie Franklin.
You Hate: Lots of things.
Do You Put The Ice In First Or The Drink? Ice.
One Pillow Or Two: Three or more.
The Weather Outside Is: Meat Sandwich.
Pancakes Or French Toast: Waffles w/ strawberries & whipped cream.
Wear Lipstick: Ehm.. depends on if I'm in freak-mode.
Best Beauty Advice: Uhh..
What You Collect: Porn, dust.
Want To Get Married: Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
Want Kids: Whatever happens, happens.
Piercings And Where: Tongue, left ear.
Future Goals: Be a hermit and/or a Pro Wrestler.
Like Anime: Japanimation sucks in all forms.
Celebrity crushes: Nikki Cox.
Write poetry: Little bird with yellow bill / sat upon my window sill. / First I fed it bits of bread / then I slammed the window on it's fuckin' head. *bows* Thank you.
What You Sleep In: Boxers.
What You Think Of Chain Letters: Hmph.
What Words And Phrases You Overuse: "Hmph", "Ack!", "Whooo!", "HUH!", "Bah",
"Grr".
The Scariest Thing You've Ever Done: I dunno.
Your Bedtime: Whenever I pass out.
Where You Shop: Anywhere that sells what I'm looking for.
Astrological Sign: Gemini.
You Would Like To Meet: Charles Manson
Dead Person You would Like To Meet: Brian Pillman
When You Would Like To Die: Whenever.
How You Would Like To Die: While sitting on the toilet, leaving my last piece of Kingly evidence floating behind me.
Do You Believe In Aliens: Sure, why not.
Do You Believe In Ghosts: Who cares.