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Why YOU will want to join the Falsified Medical community:
Falsified Medical Records has been ripping off artists for years. We've been around long enough to know how to trick artists like you out of hard-earned royalties. With other labels, you will constantly wonder if you're being treated unfairly. With us, you won't have to worry. We guarantee it!
Falsified Medical Records is firmy committed to the D.I.Y. ethic. We strongly believe you should do it yourself. Unlike money-grubbing major labels, we provide our artists with no support whatsoever. Rest assured that you will be completely responsible for absolutely everything! Our recording studios don't even provide indoor plumbing. That's your problem, not ours.
Falsified Medical Records, like most popular record labels, believes it is sometimes necessary to resort to legal action in an effort to curb copyright infringement. However, unlike most major labels, who focus primarily on the guilty few, Falsified Medical actively plants evidence, spreads vicious rumors, and makes false allegations against innocent civilians nationwide.
Falsified Medical Records has an extensive roster of artists. Lieutenant Fuzz, <18to49>, Lt. Fuzz, Eighteen to Forty-Nine, and many others have all sold their souls to Falsified Medical Records. By signing with Falsified Medical, you can be sure of gaining the same quality of world-wide exposure as these fine artists.
So, don't delay! Send us your demos. If you're lucky, you too will become the property of Falsified Medical Records. Click HERE for full contact information. Don't go changing to try to please me. I love you just the way you are.
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