Jock Strap

Quarterback runs down the field
The crowd goes wild, they start to cheer
Then suddenly the fucker slips and falls
Piercing skin on his tiny balls

I need a jock strap
Feels so good
When i fall
Jockstrap

Baseball player runs down the field
The crowd goes wild, they start to cheer
Then suddenly the fucker slips and falls
Piercing skin on his tiny balls

I need a jock strap
Feels so good
When i fall
Jock strap

Hockey player skates down the ice
The crowd goes wild, they start to cheer
Then suddenly the fucker slips and falls
Piercing skin on his tiny balls

I need a jock strap
Feels so good
When i fall
On my bum

(Long break)

Quarterback runs down the field
The crowd goes wild, they start to cheer
Then suddenly the fucker slips and falls
Piercing skin on his tiny balls

Composed by Johnny Squirrelnts and Aaron Asshole

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