SecretSquirellX: now begins the intervew!!
ninja squirrell: horray!!!!
SecretSquirellX: so ms lady, whats your name, where are you from, and what do you do?
ninja squirrell: my name is chi the queen of squirells
SecretSquirellX: *bows*
ninja squirrell: i live in san francisco
ninja squirrell: and.. i am a telemarketer for the establishment
SecretSquirellX: how's your job workin' out for you?
ninja squirrell: :curtsies:
ninja squirrell: um. it's money. 
ninja squirrell: and i enjoy being the queen of squirells when im not making money
SecretSquirellX: lol, lovely
ninja squirrell: mhm i think so too
SecretSquirellX: what have you been thinking about the most today?
ninja squirrell: um, moving. moving and playing bass
SecretSquirellX: what kinda music are ya into?
ninja squirrell: um all kinds
ninja squirrell: right now im really into freestyle and 
ninja squirrell: rockish type shizz
SecretSquirellX: good stuff
SecretSquirellX: if some stranger came up to you on the street, and said, "birds from the isle, fly with style", how would you react?
ninja squirrell: "but geese from the middle east react with peace"
SecretSquirellX: lol
SecretSquirellX: warm Sunny Delight, or cough syrup?
ninja squirrell: depends. what kinna cough syrup?
ninja squirrell: cuz i love me some robitussin
SecretSquirellX: ummmm...robbitusin
SecretSquirellX: haha
SecretSquirellX: k
SecretSquirellX: what were you like as a kid ms chi? And what kinda stuff were you into?
ninja squirrell: um. i was blonde. like crazy ass almost white-hair blonde.
ninja squirrell: and i liked my nintendo. i liked playing with my teenage mutant ninja turtles.
ninja squirrell: and i liked having my polly pocket rip my brother's mighty max a new asshole
SecretSquirellX: hahaha
SecretSquirellX: what kinda video games are ya into? which ones are you're favoritest ones ever?
ninja squirrell: umm into now?
SecretSquirellX: ever
ninja squirrell: my favoritest ever has gotta be super mario 3
SecretSquirellX: good stuff
ninja squirrell: and right now im into the new zelda game for gamecube
ninja squirrell: oh and Halo
ninja squirrell: but the new zelda game is like foreplay.
SecretSquirellX: mmm, yeah, zelda looks spanky, my friends brother got that
SecretSquirellX: lol
ninja squirrell: try doing lsd and playing it
ninja squirrell: it gave me an orgasm
ninja squirrell: Lol
SecretSquirellX: woooshk, that'd be fun
SecretSquirellX: haha
ninja squirrell: seriously
SecretSquirellX: I wanna drop so so bad, I miss the craziness
ninja squirrell: playing zelda on acid gave me more pleasure than sex ever has
ninja squirrell: aww
SecretSquirellX: lol
ninja squirrell: well shroom buddy?
SecretSquirellX: I need to find someone with hallucinagens...the last girly that hooked me and my friends up with shrooms was from san fran actually, lol
ninja squirrell: yeah
ninja squirrell: if you come up here
ninja squirrell: i can get you shroomies too
ninja squirrell: i can getcha lotsa stuff
SecretSquirellX: woo hoo
SecretSquirellX: we should drop some acid together and play crazy video games
SecretSquirellX: oh yeah, but back to the interview!
SecretSquirellX: um, have any favorite visual artist? or if not artist, than pieces? movies? etc.?
ninja squirrell: teehee but we should!
ninja squirrell: visual artists
ninja squirrell: well i dig my friend bryan's grafitti
ninja squirrell: and i like the surreal artist salvador dali A LOT
ninja squirrell: movies
ninja squirrell: requiem for a dream was really good
SecretSquirellX: ahh, I keep hearing a lot about that movie
SecretSquirellX: I need to see that
ninja squirrell: you should see it
ninja squirrell: it's really good
SecretSquirellX: yeah
ninja squirrell: fight club was awesome too
SecretSquirellX: yeah, thats good stuff
ninja squirrell: mhm
SecretSquirellX: whats your greatest inspiration ever?
ninja squirrell: um
SecretSquirellX: can be more than one thing if ya want
ninja squirrell: i'd like to eventually see my fingers get longer
ninja squirrell: so i can play bass better
ninja squirrell: and i'd like to write a song that makes everyone cry
ninja squirrell: i'd like to kiss alan alda 
ninja squirrell: and make a game that everyone loves as much as our generation loved tetris
SecretSquirellX: woo, lovely
SecretSquirellX: and finally.....
SecretSquirellX: the last question...
ninja squirrell: mhm..
ninja squirrell: :figets:
SecretSquirellX: the question thats on everyones mind....
ninja squirrell: mhm.. :sweats:
SecretSquirellX: the eye popping in you're face question thats also environmentally friendly and good with small children
SecretSquirellX: *drum roll*
SecretSquirellX: what'd you eat today?
ninja squirrell: teehee
ninja squirrell: um....
SecretSquirellX: *cymbal splash*
ninja squirrell: well TECHNICALLY
ninja squirrell: since it's 2:35 in the morning
ninja squirrell: and it's a new day
ninja squirrell: i'll have to go
SecretSquirellX: lol, oh yeah huh
ninja squirrell: with NOTHING
ninja squirrell: wuahahahhaa
SecretSquirellX: lol, I've been cheated!
ninja squirrell: :turns into a bat with a really cool superhero cape:
SecretSquirellX: haha
ninja squirrell: mhm
SecretSquirellX: wait wait, that was the um, tricky, um, dummy question!
SecretSquirellX: this is the true blue finale....
SecretSquirellX: are you ready?
ninja squirrell: hehehe
SecretSquirellX: dun dun dunnnn!!
ninja squirrell: i am ready :floats in the air:
SecretSquirellX: what did you eat......yesterday?
SecretSquirellX: *stunned silence in the imaginary audience*
ninja squirrell: rahh!
ninja squirrell: CURSES!!!!!!
SecretSquirellX: bwua ha ha!
ninja squirrell: :turns back into a girlie:
ninja squirrell: :shakes fist:
ninja squirrell: I SHAKE MY FIST IN FURY!
ninja squirrell: BE FRIGHTENED OF MY FURIED FIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SecretSquirellX: *quivers under the sheer magnatude of the shaking*
SecretSquirellX: *stuffs a nuts in his mouth and runs up a tree*
ninja squirrell: :calms down and turns into a llama:
ninja squirrell: bahhh
SecretSquirellX: lol
SecretSquirellX: *spits out the nuts and climbs back down*