in order to send fanmail to the gloomy pharmacists, you can e-mail them (matthew at bcapirigi@hotmail.com, ethan at ethan.robinson@oberlin.edu). to send them pictures or money or mail bombs, e-mail them for their other addresses.
if you're a big record company honcho who wants to sign them into slavery, you could talk to their manager, if they had one, but since they don't just e-mail them the same way as everybody else.